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#21 - pedobearson (06/21/2012) [-]
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#61 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
at least I'll be able to clean the mess afterwards...
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User avatar #57 to #21 - theavatarspupil (06/21/2012) [-]
a container of metal BBs. i'm pretty fucked, unless i use it to slap her shit!
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User avatar #55 to #21 - Mecryte (06/21/2012) [-]
I've got a backscratcher. C'MON, YA BITCH! I'LL PULL YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR NOSE!
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User avatar #53 to #21 - fabledmocker (06/21/2012) [-]
Shit...

All I got is a closet of chopped off foreskins to my left.
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#51 to #21 - divinemaddness (06/21/2012) [-]
A copy of Persona 4.


Maybe I can distract her with such an awesome game.
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#48 to #21 - daedulus (06/21/2012) [-]
I'd like to see her try...
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User avatar #45 to #21 - iamnotstevenhooper (06/21/2012) [-]
No... Not my prized Dragon Dildo collection!!!
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#43 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (06/21/2012) [-]
Half- em..... quarter ful......


Empty Cream Soda Bottle....
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#40 to #21 - whatabagel (06/21/2012) [-]
All i have is this fucking keychain..
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User avatar #39 to #21 - dimitrilh (06/21/2012) [-]
A DS lite....now I just need scribblenauts and maybe I can fight back?
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#38 to #21 - lavitts ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
A Coke slushy. Because bribery works!
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#37 to #21 - RequieminMortis (06/21/2012) [-]
Numerous sharp and blunt objects.
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User avatar #34 to #21 - heartlessrobot (06/21/2012) [-]
A bowie knife. But as long as that horn is away from my ass and there's not a single strap-onn or magical futa-cock in sight, I wouldn't mind.
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User avatar #33 to #21 - funnyjunkianonetwo ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
A TV remote. It makes me sad that this is the best item that's ever been to my left for this question. I'll just prepare my anus.
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User avatar #32 to #21 - kietzu (06/21/2012) [-]
A lighter.
Let this fight be remembered throughout the ages.
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User avatar #29 to #21 - thecolorbacon (06/21/2012) [-]
Well then.. Looks like my kitten and me are both raped.
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User avatar #26 to #21 - lolwatthe (06/21/2012) [-]
A spray bottle... might be effective to get her wet but not much else.
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#25 to #21 - derpymuffin (06/21/2012) [-]
this bitch
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