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DARWIN AWARD

AND HE IS ALIVE!<br />
comment,rate,funnyjunk.com/user/jackschidt

Tags: sex | suck | dumb | ASS
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GETTING SUCKED
YOU 'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Submitted: 04/24/2010
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#17 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
did anybody else close their legs as soon as they heard "rotating blade"?
User avatar #6 - shadowbolt (04/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
NATURAL SELECTION IN PROGRESS...
PLEASE STANDBY...
User avatar #16 - ZombieSmile (04/24/2010) [-]
At least he's out of the gene pool...
User avatar #2 - ERICVOLTAGE (04/24/2010) [-]
OUCHHHH
User avatar #21 - Brandan (04/25/2010) [-]
LOL WHAT A DUMBASS

I read something simliar about an employee who used the work vacuum
his boss or another employee came in and saw him lol
his excuse was he was cleaning himself off.
#20 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
I did same and broke a $1000 Miele vacuum lol. the suction pipe was smaller then my shaft so i had to improvise.
#19 - Hickster (04/24/2010) [-]
basically the worst version of her using her teeth
User avatar #15 - scottalias (04/24/2010) [-]
thanks for the FREAKING NIGHTMARES I'm going to have, Jack
User avatar #10 - Blakichu (04/24/2010) [-]
Cutting your penis off YOUR doing it right
User avatar #8 - supersparta (04/24/2010) [-]
I stopped going on that website last year. I should start again. I also want to buy the books.
User avatar #7 - epicpikachu (04/24/2010) [-]
That's gotta hurt.
User avatar #4 - luakazuki (04/24/2010) [-]
Oh God why D=
#1 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (04/24/2010) [-]
.... Ow.
#12 - IJustHadTo **User deleted account** (04/24/2010) [-]
xD This man re-defined sperm-jacking.

+1 internet for Jack.
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