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one of the most beloved and oft-
quoted moments in the beloved and
misquoted film Willy Ween a the
Chocolate Factory's the sequence in
which the unbalanced candytaker
displays his newest Invention: Lickable
wallpaper. As the children and their
guardians go to town on the
wallpaper, Wonka declares: “Lick an
orange. it tastes like an orange. The
taste like strawberries!
The snozzberries taste like
snozzberries!'
we laugh, Because "snizzle mes" is
obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and
nobody knows what they really were.
adept that Home Dani, the Book' s
author, knew exactly what
snozzberries were: They' re dicks.
Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka
made those kids lick
wallpaper.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#48 - elatedmonkey
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(06/20/2012) [-]
Good Guy Wonka
#72 to #48 - anon id: 200bdb2f
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that was the funniest comment i read my entire life....thank you
(i hate my life)
#176 to #48 - Zealotforce **User deleted account**
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#52 to #48 - SGfannr
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Bwahahaha. Oh god I laughed
Bwahahaha. Oh god I laughed
#74 - thesnozeberries
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(06/21/2012) [-]
It appears my username is quite appropriate for the situation i have found myself in.
#142 to #74 - EdwardNigma
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(06/21/2012) [-]
Your name is now "The Penis"

Have fun with that.
#137 - legandarywaffle
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**legandarywaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at POWER HUNGRY KOALA ** mfw
#138 to #137 - pedobearson
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(06/21/2012) [-]
How relevant.
User avatar #120 - pamman
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Roll dubs, then roll picture. Picture will be put on top 10 posts.
User avatar #122 to #120 - tkuja
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**tkuja rolls 21** what? okay
#127 to #120 - animalspokemon
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User avatar #135 to #120 - BabyPainter
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**BabyPainter rolls 49**
User avatar #125 to #120 - infiniteduress
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**infiniteduress rolls 00**
#126 to #125 - infiniteduress
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**infiniteduress rolled a random image posted in comment #218 at You fool ** **** yes
#168 to #126 - anon id: c6fee9a5
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And suddenly I realize why I keep seeing that.   
GIF unrelated.
And suddenly I realize why I keep seeing that.
GIF unrelated.
User avatar #153 to #126 - wolfmango
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now that makes sense
User avatar #129 to #126 - pamman
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Well that was fast.
User avatar #132 to #129 - infiniteduress
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the frog agrees
User avatar #134 to #132 - pamman
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Delivered.
#166 to #125 - anon id: dbc029ff
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**anonymous rolls 16**
User avatar #22 - flashlightfort [OP]
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My apologies guys, I did intend to put the link to cracked for the full article, but I actually didn't even get this screen cap from cracked. I was on google images searching Willy Wonka to start a new portrait, and this showed up. I've read the article before. This is not original content from me, all credit to Roald Dahl and the multiple studies of the snozzberry theory. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Cheers
#28 to #22 - txikaze
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Just got a +1 for me. Not many people on here have the slightest bit of common courtesy to do say something of that nature.
#26 to #22 - irishlawyer
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(06/20/2012) [-]
thanks for giving cracked the credit in this retrospect at least...
#85 - DementedGael
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(06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah this was interesting, when I read it on Cracked.
#150 - jakerfv
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(06/21/2012) [-]
As seen on Cracked.com, with no credit.
User avatar #175 to #150 - flashlightfort [OP]
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If you go through the comments, I posted a while ago giving credit to Cracked in retrospect. I didn't even get this screen cap from Cracked.com, I came upon it accidentally whilst searching Willy Wonka on the simplicity of Google Images. By the time I had read and seen the full article on Cracked, I couldn't edit it. So, once again Funny Junk, ALL CREDIT TO [url deleted] AND THE MULTIPLE STUDIES OF THE SNOZZBERRY THEORY. Peace
User avatar #182 to #175 - jakerfv
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Put it in the description next time rather then in the comments.
User avatar #184 to #182 - flashlightfort [OP]
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I've tried multiple times to edit the description but it won't allow me to do so...it only says "This feature is disabled after 30 minutes." Believe me, it's not easy getting all these 'OP is a faggot who doesn't give credit' comments...that's truly not the case in any way.

Sorry for any confusion or misunderstandings.
Best regards.
#174 to #150 - urghseventysix
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#19 - Jowi
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(06/20/2012) [-]
"MY UNCLE OSWALD" by Roald Dahl (Willy Wonka)
'I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung on to it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still.'
#86 - grimsho
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You need to login to view this link

Here's the whole article that OP 'forgot' to give credit to. Included is the actual proof to back it up.
#95 to #86 - burtdog
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(06/21/2012) [-]
thank you. I was about to post this.