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Snozzberries? Shibby

one of the most beloved and oft-
quoted moments in the beloved and
misquoted film Willy Ween a the
Chocolate Factory's the sequence in
which the unbalanced candytaker
displays his newest Invention: Lickable
wallpaper. As the children and their
guardians go to town on the
wallpaper, Wonka declares: “Lick an
orange. it tastes like an orange. The
taste like strawberries!
The snozzberries taste like
snozzberries!'
we laugh, Because "snizzle mes" is
obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and
nobody knows what they really were.
adept that Home Dani, the Book' s
author, knew exactly what
snozzberries were: They' re dicks.
Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka
made those kids lick
wallpaper.
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#48 - elatedmonkey (06/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Good Guy Wonka
#74 - thesnozeberries (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It appears my username is quite appropriate for the situation i have found myself in.
#137 - legandarywaffle (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**legandarywaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at POWER HUNGRY KOALA ** mfw
User avatar #120 - pamman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Roll dubs, then roll picture. Picture will be put on top 10 posts.
#126 to #125 - infiniteduress (06/21/2012) [-]
**infiniteduress rolled a random image posted in comment #218 at You fool ** **** yes
User avatar #22 - flashlightfort (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My apologies guys, I did intend to put the link to cracked for the full article, but I actually didn't even get this screen cap from cracked. I was on google images searching Willy Wonka to start a new portrait, and this showed up. I've read the article before. This is not original content from me, all credit to Roald Dahl and the multiple studies of the snozzberry theory. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Cheers
#85 - DementedGael (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah this was interesting, when I read it on Cracked.
#150 - jakerfv (06/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
As seen on Cracked.com, with no credit.
#19 - Jowi (06/20/2012) [-]
"MY UNCLE OSWALD" by Roald Dahl (Willy Wonka)
'I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung on to it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still.'
#86 - grimsho (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You need to login to view this link

Here's the whole article that OP 'forgot' to give credit to. Included is the actual proof to back it up.
#110 - mericafuckyeah (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
These snozberries taste like snozberries
#25 - ibleedbmx (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#67 - rougarte (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#123 - emoprep (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#17 - Megabyte (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey! How about you give credit to the site you found this on?


http://www.cracked. com/quick-fixes/ the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/
User avatar #47 - redclover ONLINE (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well, in the sequel to the first book,
Willy Wonka and Charlie fly around the world together in the magic elevator.

That is how Willy Wonka spends his retirement.
Traveling the world with a young boy who he lured in with candy.
User avatar #9 - zejeffmeister (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I love that there is zero evidence to support that
#65 - atma (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we are the music makers.
and we are the dreamers of dreams.
#79 - ivoryhammer (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because you totally showed us a quote from Dahl saying that.
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