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you have to select C4?? oh hell no!

"dude there is a wad money in the vending machine!"
"bullshit"
"bro C4 yourself!!

I just had a great Idea, I would buy on of those machines and feel it up with the usual bullshit, but in the middle I would put a mysterious black cardboard boxes which could hold anything from the usual crap up to more interesting prizes like a laser, watch, necklace, etc. And I would place the price of the small little box to be higher than the usual price for anything else in the machine. Therefore people's curiosity would get the best of them and buy something usual for an irregular price, but then someone would get something awesome and people would be drawn back. The things in the boxes would basically pay for themselves and get me some extra profit.

C4... is it a trap?

if there really was $1 in there I'd buy it all day hoping that two would fall for the price of 1...

reminded me of this

When in doubt: C4

But it could be a trap.

If you notice there is a rubber band on it so I think youd get all of them :D

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I am suddenly reminded of my old manager from Nigeria. He was having a conversation with his family, and they seriously believe that everyone in America works in an office, and wears a suit and tie to work. We sit in a big chair, files some papers, and go home. And that all food is dispensed via vending machines which never run out. I'm not even joking.

Uh, is that a rubber band I see?

Fuck yeah, Munchies!!

OMG!......they have tropical flavored skittles thats so rare! :O

At first glance, I thought the money wasn't in a bundle. So each dollar you put in, you would only get a dollar back. pic unrelated

Put in a dollar for C4
Dollars get stuck