You know it's true.. NOPE!. I' m going to kill that fucking spider! Unless it moves two centimeters then I' m going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the mam and run for kt.
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You know it's true.

NOPE!

I' m going to kill that fucking spider!
Unless it moves two centimeters
then I' m going to jump, scream,
throw my shoe across the mam
and run for kt.
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#3 - staccato (06/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
NOPENOPENOPENOPE   
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NOPENOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
#13 - akkere (06/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
HA! I HAVE CAUGHT YOU AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE MOMENT, HUMAN!

YOUR DEATH WILL BE SLOW AND PAINFUL
#47 - sailorsmooth ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
Whenever I find a spider in my house, I kill it and leave it's mangled corpse there as a message to his friends.

mfw spiders run from me in fear
#56 - honeyblood (06/20/2012) [-]
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#12 - Jayce (06/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Why are people so scared of spiders? I mean they're kind of gross looking but they don't haunt my dreams.


Pic related it's a wolf spider I caught in a jar.
#26 to #12 - TheCuckooloon (06/20/2012) [-]
My friends ask me the same question and follow with "They're harmless!" I then have to remind them it wouldn't be an irrational fear if i could explain it away with logic! Oh and also they were specifically designed by Satan to bring about the destruction of all things good and virtuous.
My friends ask me the same question and follow with "They're harmless!" I then have to remind them it wouldn't be an irrational fear if i could explain it away with logic! Oh and also they were specifically designed by Satan to bring about the destruction of all things good and virtuous.
#22 - cannibislover (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Unless it's a tarantula spiders really don't bother me.  I just grab some toilet paper and throw the spider away.
Unless it's a tarantula spiders really don't bother me. I just grab some toilet paper and throw the spider away.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cannibislover (06/20/2012) [-]
aww! shitty gif...
#20 - brandonstanford (06/20/2012) [-]
Pic not related
I found this shit on FB they misused both of these memes
#55 - TheForbiddenOne (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #51 - supername (06/20/2012) [-]
yeah I guess you could say he's two steps a head of that spider.
User avatar #50 - bigbadcell **User deleted account** (06/20/2012) [-]
I try to ignore them, they keep other things, like flies and mosquitoes out of my basement. I only get em' in they're somewhere very visible.
User avatar #7 - User (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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anything in between i will let live
User avatar #4 - dederplaol (06/20/2012) [-]
had one of those in my house once.. or maybe it was half it's size, my dad grabbed it, looked at me and said "only real men do this!" and fucking squished it then threw it against the wall.. twas a big fuckity what all over..
(like that one VVVVVVV)
#69 - Omegashenron (06/20/2012) [-]
I always ignore spiders if they're within safe distance, every time I attempt to kill one it ends up running away and I'm terrified it will come back for me so I just act like I don't know its there.
I always ignore spiders if they're within safe distance, every time I attempt to kill one it ends up running away and I'm terrified it will come back for me so I just act like I don't know its there.
User avatar #64 - thedutchs (06/20/2012) [-]
Only if I were a little bitch.

Frankly, I like spiders. They're not that creepy and they tend to eat eachother anyways.

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#62 - robounicorn (06/20/2012) [-]
MFW I see a spider.
MFW I see a spider.
#35 - enjoibearjew (06/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #33 - sairento (06/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**sairento rolls 28** check
#10 - ednaeoj (06/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - iforgetwhattosay (06/20/2012) [-]
was eating outside yesterday when a spider falls from the roof of my friends house onto my plate. my friend then flicked it at me. everyone go to enjoy me squirming and going crazy until i knew it was dead.
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