viking watermelon

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lol i can skype that number

Same here, I first though he wrote it like that, but it's that skype chrome extension that installed itself

They helped thousands and they'll help you too!

One lump sum of cash, they will pay to you!

Take this!

Wat.

Hilarious joke guys.

It had to be done.

Does Ronald Poppo look happy in that photograph?

Do most people in mugshots look like they are having fun?

Optimist: At least he was on T.V.
Pessimist: Never gonna date again.
Reality - it's a joke on a website meant for jokes. Don't get butthurt.

Anarchist: Fuck the establishment, it's the government's fault.
Republican: And we're paying for this guys surgery with our tax dollars?!
Democrat: Give ALL the support.
Me: You mad because I complemented your out-of-the-box thinking and humor? Wierd, but lulz anyway

Democrat or Republican, I don't care. Anarchist, iffy in some spots and without discipline. I'm not mad, I'm just kind of stunned you'd use a gore styled picture after this and think it'd be a compliment. Wat?

Gore? It's the man you insulted mate. I found your joke humorous, but you should accept the realism of what you said.

Accepting the realism is one thing, I realize his face will never be the same, but I did not insult the man, specifically.

MELONKIIN, MELONKIIN, PINK AND MUSHY VIKING

Those aren't horns, those are bananas!!

They wore helmets, yes, but the helmets didn't have horns...

no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikinger#Vikingenes_utrustning
"Det er en utbredt myte at vikingene bar hjelmer med horn. Dette er imidlertid en romantisk ide fra det tyske operaliv på 1900-tallet, der vikinger i blant annet Wagners opera Der Ring des Nibelungen bar hjelmer med horn for å virke mer fryktinngytende. Det finnes avbildninger av mennesker med hjelmer med horn, blant annet på den danske Gundestrupkjelen fra år 100 f.Kr. Det finnes også hjelmer med horn i fra sørligere deler av Europa. Disse er imidlertid ikke fra vikingtiden men fra førromersk jernalder, flere hundreår tidligere."

Translates to: "There is a widespread myth that Viking helmets wore horn. However, this is a romantic idea from the German operalife in the 1900s, where the Vikings, for example in Wagner's opera Der Ring des Nibelungen wore helmets with horns to appear more intimidating. There are depictions of people with helmets with horns, including the Danish Gundestrupkjelen from the year 100 BC There are also helmets with horns from southern parts of Europe. These are not from the Viking era but from pre-roman Iron Age, several centuries earlier."

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

I know where you got that ;)

oglaf is not porn!!!


it... you know.... has a story