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Man Card
Uploaded by: machineobsolete
A discussion between some of my facebook friends.
I don't drive you home, TMS.
Evan-
Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man card
after his attendance of a the Direction Concert last night. Please
Support the Cause.
Unlike - Comment . Follow Post - hours ago new ms Angeles
sh 2 others we taus.
Sarah-,- he went to one direction and i didn‘ t....
what is going on in this world
Hi hours ago- Unlike -
Lucasyo' seen this before. it' s a rare
neuro degenerative male condition known " Relinquish
idem. Eberyone, please try to be supportive. This is
a dreadful affliction that affects thousands of Americans each
year- Sadly, treatment options are quite limited. lithe disease
hasn' t progressed, rehabilitation with quality music can often
do the trick., However, concert attendance is one symptom of
the advanced stage of the ailment. I' m afraid there is nothing
we can do for our friend Sour. Matt only has a few days
left before his ipod is lled with boy bands, shitty Btas RAM,
and bubblegum pop. Raising awareness is key. Don' t let other
good men in your life fall prey to this terrible disease. Start a
Jazz, metal, or classical outreach program in your
neighborhood to help potential victims before the illness has
a chance to set in.
9 hours ago , Unlike - nit 5
II Eano ‘nu. my good friend, have just won the
9 hours ago- Like
Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man card
after his attendance of a the Direction Concert last night. Please
Support the Cause.
Unlike - Comment . Follow Post - hours ago new ms Angeles
sh 2 others we taus.
Sarah-,- he went to one direction and i didn‘ t....
what is going on in this world
Hi hours ago- Unlike -
Lucasyo' seen this before. it' s a rare
neuro degenerative male condition known " Relinquish
idem. Eberyone, please try to be supportive. This is
a dreadful affliction that affects thousands of Americans each
year- Sadly, treatment options are quite limited. lithe disease
hasn' t progressed, rehabilitation with quality music can often
do the trick., However, concert attendance is one symptom of
the advanced stage of the ailment. I' m afraid there is nothing
we can do for our friend Sour. Matt only has a few days
left before his ipod is lled with boy bands, shitty Btas RAM,
and bubblegum pop. Raising awareness is key. Don' t let other
good men in your life fall prey to this terrible disease. Start a
Jazz, metal, or classical outreach program in your
neighborhood to help potential victims before the illness has
a chance to set in.
9 hours ago , Unlike - nit 5
II Eano ‘nu. my good friend, have just won the
9 hours ago- Like
...
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#6
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N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
So you can watch MLP, no problem. Attend a concert, you're a faggot? Funnyjunk logic.
#14
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jetmb (06/20/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Just listen to some motha fuckin gangsta rap and go hard in da paint nigga and bust in somebodies and fuck somebodies bitch and drank somebodies drank and then bust that nigga in the mouth with yo glock matic nigga
#23
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popadoo (06/20/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
What if he likes One Direction? I know I, and most people here, don't. Why is that reason to mock someone for liking it?
#81
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blokrokker (06/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I've literally never heard of One Direction. Just putting that out there.
#44
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bookinninetynine (06/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
They're insecure,
They know what for.
When their songs play,
I just walk out the do-o-or.
I don't Know why
they even try.
'Cause when they do,
They make me wanna cry-y-y.
Their songs were written by a gay computer,
A gay computer that wants to date yo-ou
(Chorus)
Oh-oh-oh and by the way they're too old for you,
So why do you even think they'll go out with you?
So don't you say "Harry's mine!"
Cause it won't be true.
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible.
If only you saw what i could see,
You'd understand why i hate them so horribly
Right now i'm looking at them and i can't believe
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible. oh oh
That's what make them terrible
They know what for.
When their songs play,
I just walk out the do-o-or.
I don't Know why
they even try.
'Cause when they do,
They make me wanna cry-y-y.
Their songs were written by a gay computer,
A gay computer that wants to date yo-ou
(Chorus)
Oh-oh-oh and by the way they're too old for you,
So why do you even think they'll go out with you?
So don't you say "Harry's mine!"
Cause it won't be true.
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible.
If only you saw what i could see,
You'd understand why i hate them so horribly
Right now i'm looking at them and i can't believe
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible. oh oh
That's what make them terrible
#45
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glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [+]
(14 replies)
Some people don't take music that seriously and are okay with simply, contrived music that will get old quickly. They don't care that it doesn't satisfy you, and you look like an asshole for criticizing it.
At work last night, a coworker was playing some Pop music, and I swear, the chorus only had four or five notes in it. I was going to point it out, but then I remembered "this guy probably can't hear that there are only four or five notes in it, and enjoys it regardless. I'd just be acting like a dick."
At work last night, a coworker was playing some Pop music, and I swear, the chorus only had four or five notes in it. I was going to point it out, but then I remembered "this guy probably can't hear that there are only four or five notes in it, and enjoys it regardless. I'd just be acting like a dick."
#89
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zyrloth (06/20/2012) [-]
I can't seem to understand why people care what music other people listen to
#66
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theplankof (06/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
woah woah woah......2 Evans in a row! i guess i have a popular name :3
#62
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N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Title ** canyoudiepls.
#55
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Tyranitar (06/20/2012) [-] Had no problem with them until teenage girls kept requesting their same goddamn song to be played on the radio 6 times in a row while I was on the bus and the driver wouldn't change the station.
I don't give a fuck if she doesn't know she's beautiful
I don't give a fuck if she doesn't know she's beautiful
#51
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Aspirin (06/20/2012) [-] I don't follow show-biz news (thank fuck I don't)... what's One Direction?
#11
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sweetnothings (06/20/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
and if he was willing to sacrifice his hearing for two hours while he took the girl he's been crushing on/ in a relationship with then would he be awarded more manliness points?
