![Found this on Facebook.... . 13 hours ago ' it FACT: In Norse mythology, Lok] gets raped by a horse. And gets pregnant. And gives birth to an eight- legged mouseybaby. Which then becomes Ddin' s horse. For the love of god, PLEASE let this be the plot to the Avengers WYY. Like . Comment . Unbelief post 12 hours we . Unlike . an](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Found+this+on+Facebook_9d76a4_3814054.jpg "Found this on Facebook...")
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FACT: In Norse mythology, Lok] gets raped by a horse. And gets pregnant. And gives birth to an eight-
legged mouseybaby. Which then becomes Ddin' s horse.
For the love of god, PLEASE let this be the plot to the Avengers WYY.
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FACT: In Norse mythology, Lok] gets raped by a horse. And gets pregnant. And gives birth to an eight-
legged mouseybaby. Which then becomes Ddin' s horse.
For the love of god, PLEASE let this be the plot to the Avengers WYY.
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hodjapjort (06/19/2012) [+]
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And by the way.. He does not get raped by the horse. He changes himself into a mare and chooses to have sex with the horse in order to delay the building of the wall around Asgard. As a result he gives bith to Odins eight-legged horse Sleipner.
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potatos ONLINE (06/20/2012) [+]
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Norse mythology also includes dudes throwing their eyes into a well, plus the same pig being eaten every night at dinner.
How this religion got knocked over by Christianity, i'll never know.
How this religion got knocked over by Christianity, i'll never know.
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kimiixpyro (06/20/2012) [+]
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It's actually true, Norse mythology can be rather fucked..
He also had a snake child, and a wolf child, Fenrir.
Fenrir is my favorite. Pic related.
He also had a snake child, and a wolf child, Fenrir.
Fenrir is my favorite. Pic related.
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freddyhollensen ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-] During an eclipse, most societies would bow in fear and sacrifice treasure and people to the gods to give them back the sun. Though not the vikings, they would furiously bash their shields and threaten the sun to come back... It worked every time.
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liebebella (06/20/2012) [+]
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Sleipnir was already there in Thor (Odin rides him into Jutonheim , so it can't be the plot.
And Loki wasn't raped by a horse, it was consensual equine sex as Loki was a mare at the the time.
And Loki wasn't raped by a horse, it was consensual equine sex as Loki was a mare at the the time.
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Mebeshe (06/19/2012) [+]
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He also convinced Thor to cross-dress, pose as Freyja, go into the Frost Giant's land, and get married to one of them.
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memechine (06/20/2012) [+]
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Even better, in the Christian religion, Jesus gets ressurected. How crazy isn't that?!?!
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N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [+]
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So let's get this right, shall we?
An unnamed builder offers to build a fortification that would keep invaders at bay, in exchange for Freyja, the sun and the moon. The Gods agree, but he must complete the work in 3 seasons and with the help of no man. With the help of Loki, he is given permission to use his stallion Svaðilfari. Svaðilfari, being super awesome strong, works twice as hard as any horse, and the unnamed builder is about to finish the fortification. Since the gods never expected him to actually finish his work, and found a particular God of Mischief to blame, Loki is threatened with a very violent death if he doesn't come up with a scheme to stop the builder. Terrified of the Gods, Loki swears that he'll come up with something.
So, when the builder drove out to fetch stones with his stallion Svaðilfari, Loki transformed into a mare and ran out of the woods. Svaðilfari, being the stallion he is, went mad and tore his tackle apart, chasing after the mare. The two continued to run throughout the night, stopping the builder from finishing his fortification. The Gods realize that the builder is a Hrimthurs, and call upon Thor, who kills him with Mjölnir.
Because Loki had "such dealings" with Svaðilfari, "somewhat later" he gives birth to Sleipnir, the eight legged horse, the mount of Odin and "the greatest horse among Gods and men."
An unnamed builder offers to build a fortification that would keep invaders at bay, in exchange for Freyja, the sun and the moon. The Gods agree, but he must complete the work in 3 seasons and with the help of no man. With the help of Loki, he is given permission to use his stallion Svaðilfari. Svaðilfari, being super awesome strong, works twice as hard as any horse, and the unnamed builder is about to finish the fortification. Since the gods never expected him to actually finish his work, and found a particular God of Mischief to blame, Loki is threatened with a very violent death if he doesn't come up with a scheme to stop the builder. Terrified of the Gods, Loki swears that he'll come up with something.
So, when the builder drove out to fetch stones with his stallion Svaðilfari, Loki transformed into a mare and ran out of the woods. Svaðilfari, being the stallion he is, went mad and tore his tackle apart, chasing after the mare. The two continued to run throughout the night, stopping the builder from finishing his fortification. The Gods realize that the builder is a Hrimthurs, and call upon Thor, who kills him with Mjölnir.
Because Loki had "such dealings" with Svaðilfari, "somewhat later" he gives birth to Sleipnir, the eight legged horse, the mount of Odin and "the greatest horse among Gods and men."
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N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [+]
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thats not true
he dident get raped, he turned into a mare to lure the horse away to trick the dwarf into building the wall around asgard without pay
he dident get raped, he turned into a mare to lure the horse away to trick the dwarf into building the wall around asgard without pay
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zurek (06/20/2012) [+]
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He didn't get raped by a horse, he willingly transformed himself into a mare and seduced Svaðilfari, the male horse, and then had a crazy powerful octobaby horse.
Sleipnir's shown in the Thor movie being ridden by Odin, but the whole backstory doesn't go along with the comics/movie version.
Loki also ended up having a wolf-baby and a snake-baby.
Sleipnir's shown in the Thor movie being ridden by Odin, but the whole backstory doesn't go along with the comics/movie version.
Loki also ended up having a wolf-baby and a snake-baby.
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hewenttojareds (06/20/2012) [+]
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thats actually pretty true Loki transforms into a horse and has sex with another horse named Svaoilfari, then Svaoilfari gives birth to an 8 legged horse named Sleipnir which Odin rides, this was the inspiration for Odin and his horse in FF but this horse only has 6 legs
