so true

Right, you little fuckwit:

1) Voltorb and Electrode. THEY'RE FUCKING BALLS.
2) Grimer and Muk. PILES OF FUCKING GOOP.
3) Magneton IS 3 FUCKING MAGNEMITES
4) DODRIO IS DODUO WITH ANOTHER HEAD
5) THE BUG EVOLUTION TREES ARE ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME
6) THERE ARE 6. MOTHER.FUCKING. NIDORAN. POKEMON.
7) DUGTRIO IS 3 FUCKING DIGLETTS
8) GEODUDE'S TREE. LITERALLY. FUCKING. SLABS. OF. ROCK. WITH. ARMS.

I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS NOSTALGIA CRAP. GET OVER YOURSELVES. JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST.

YES, I'M FUCKING MAD.

i'm sorry but fucking look at this

it looks like snooki combined with a grape

Guise
What if
Guise
Guise what if we put
Guise what if
What if we make a rock...with arms

Because a red and white ball and a pool of purple cum are any better? I fucking hate people like this, every gen has good and bad.

1 - So what about the lamp? Tell me about the Magnets (Magnemite evolutionary line).

2 - Flailing inflabe tube man? Nope. Even if it was. The heck is a Ditto?

3 - Yep. An acorn. I'll tell you, a lot of people like the pokemon which is a seed. #001

Problem with nostalgia fags logic is that they always come with that bullshit retoric, when in fact they lost contact with pokemon long time ago, and then when nolstalgia suddenly becomes trend on the internet, they play the "First Gen was the Best" game. And they still claim to be "A true fan" over those who kept on it, know every 649 pokemon, and couldn't care less about your whining.

What you want to get done? Eliminate 2-5 gens out of history?

Because you know, tangela, voltorb, electrode, diglette, dugtrio, exeggute, exeggutor, and mr.mine totally cut for awesome and original pokemon

GTFO nostalgia fag

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Well they are not all that bad.

Magmar has a flaming ass for a forehead.
Every gen has its good and bad pokemon. I hate it when someone says that gen 1 was the only good one, it makes you look like a hipster faggot.

Right, because piles of sludge, a ball (that evolves into a larger ball), and fuckin Majin Buu with a long tongue are extremely sensible Pokemon.
Fuck off OP.

REPENT ALL YOU HEATHENS, AND BOW DOWN TO THE ONE TRUE GOD!!!!

but bobafett is my favorite pokeman

Because a purple rat and magnets were so original...

Wobuffet is actually interesting. His black tail is the creature itself, and the blue flailing tube man is meant to distract the opponent an take all the damage.

I don't understand the hate on new pokemon...

You're telling me MUK is okay (a giant pile of sewer shit)
But GARBODOR isn't? (a giant pile of trash)

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WAT IF
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And literally garbage.

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Gen 1 deffinentaly had no stupid shit at all


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