Just how i like my pizza

I find the lack of bacon disturbing...

I have a few stories but they are kinda cheesy

i'm just imagining the balls of beef sliding around the box and pizza boy desperately trying to keep them on the left side

You should phone the company and complain about inadequate distribution of beef

Oh god I can't stop laughing

Order as much of everything as possible. Only on the left side.

i dont know why i find this so funny. i keep scrolling back up and bursting out laughing again

I manage a pizza shop and I get shit like this all the time. Just last night a lady removed everything on a $14 pizza except for 8 pieces of pepperoni so it looked like that piece of shit. Then the bitch complained at me for about an hour then went to head office because it was undertopped.

This is one of those times when I laugh for no reason

it's a repost but i really don't care, it's funny

YOU.HAD.ONE.JOB.

Bread and beef? Nigga, That's a Hamburger!

I like my pizza like I like my men,
large and with lots of salami

this is ancient

i once had a pizza delivered to me, and all the topping (sauce, cheese, chicken...everything) sled over to the side and got stuck to the box.

so there i was, looking at a piece of wet dough, and a ball or cheese, chicken, salsa, and cardboard.

This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.

i lol'd so fucking hard