Using the toilet, her way V.s his way

IF WOMEN DON'T LOOK BEFORE THEY SIT HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT THERE AREN'T SPIDERS IN THE TOILET??

-Start
-Is the seat down?
-Yes, piss all over it
-No, perfect

I was gonna make a sexist joke but the girls will just ovarie-act

Guys, this isn't funny. Clyde's mom died from leaving the seat up. This is serious shit.

my mom always falls in. is it that hard to look at it before you sit?

If girls can complain about the seat being up maybe we should start complaining abou the seat being down. Maybe they should put it up when theyre done. or i could just piss in the sink and skip this whole mess

I never understood that. Why is it my responsibility to put the seat down? Why can't she do it? Do women have a disease where you can't see toilet seats?

I poop with the seat up...It's just more comfortable.

what i immediately thought of :P

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Klyde? What did i tell you

I have a semi-related story, and it's actually really funny...

So, when I was younger, I think i was in grade 5 or something, I used to get nose bleeds all the time. I still do now. Anyways, one night I woke up with a nosebleed, so I rushed to the bathroom to get some toilet paper to clean it up. I was still half asleep though, mind you. So anyways, I go to grab for some toilet paper, but there wasn't any, so I had to get some out of the cabinet above the toilet, which was too high for me to reach. I went to put the lid down to stand on, but in my half-asleep stupor, I didn't realize that both the seat and lid were up, so I ended up only putting the lid down. I went and stepped straight into the toilet, soaking my foot in toilet water (which I was scared of at such a young age), and fell backwards into the bathtub and started crying, partly because it hurt my foot, partly because I was grossed out, and partly because I was so mad and embarrassed. So I sat there crying, and my dad came rushing in wondering what that loud noise was. "What happened?" he asked, when he saw me sitting there crying, with a soaked foot and blood dripping down my face. I explained in frustration, only to get even more angry when he laughed at me. It's needless to say that I was very mad at him for the next while..

And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't leave the seat up.

mfw i just watched the south park episode about this.

**ibleedbmx rolls 77** dubs and i left it up for all womens to fall in

**prnorthsider rolled a random image posted in comment #584 at Funnyjunk in a nutshell ** mfw she bitches at me for keeping the lid down