Ozzy

Most memorable quote from Ozzy.

I'm pretty sure it's normal for ozzy not to remember things.

That sounds like something that Ozzy would do. According to Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath's legendary guitarist), when the band was just starting out, they used to travel around in a van. So when they'd be done with a gig late at night, Tony would drive the guys home. Instead of dropping Ozzy off at his house, he'd drop him off on a street that looked like his street. Nevertheless, being tired and either high or drunk, Ozzy fell for it and got out at the wrong stop. And then Tony would pull this prank countless other times, and Ozzy would fall for it every damn time. And then he would never get mad because he never suspected it was a prank.

TL;DR? Ozzy used to get fooled into being let off at the wrong street, and it would happen many other times. He'd fall for it every time.

I saw Ozzy Live with Black Sabbath last week!!

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Last summer at Malta i went to some bar's toilet to take a piss.
I open the door (opens inwards) and it slammed on some guys head. He falls down, stands up and starts yelling and follows me to the urinal. I turn to my right to confront the poor man, and at this point i was under the influence of various different substances and couldn't believe what i saw. Ozzy Osbourne either really drunk or just high out of his mind, staring straight at me and waiting for me to apoligize. I start laughing so hard, that the only sound that came out of me was something that sounded like a turtle having an orgasm.
It took a while but then a woman (who i think was his wife) ran in and then she took her time to convince me that he wasn't the real deal , just and impersonator.

Yeah, but it's Ozzy. He probably doesn't remember a lot of things he's done.

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More Like, Ozzy is at home watching this thinking: Ah... I remember this.

lol he also doesn't remember most of the 80's

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Its cover photo for Facebook in case anyone wants it.

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Let's be honest here. Ozzy says that about a lot of stuff he's done himself.

Sadly, I have no Ozzy GIFs, so here's some Maiden.