Women are chemical elements.. Try to avoid hating too much, not sure if repost, my bad if it is. A HAZARDOUS DATA SHEET A ELEMENT: . Woman S) r Eye MASS: Accept
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Women are chemical elements.

Try to avoid hating too much, not sure if repost, my bad if it is

A HAZARDOUS DATA SHEET A
ELEMENT: . Woman
S) r Eye
MASS: Accepted as , but known to
yaw from to
PHYSICAL
I, Body surface normally covered with film of powder
and paint
2. Soils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent
reason
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
I, Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known
to man
HOMMDH USE
I, Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
I, Turns green when placed alongside a superior
specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but
specimens must never make eye contact
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Submitted: 06/18/2012
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#3 - spycheckingpyro (06/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
inb4 this is called a repost, because it is   
   
it's nostalgic and one of the more memorable yellow FJ posts
inb4 this is called a repost, because it is

it's nostalgic and one of the more memorable yellow FJ posts
User avatar #1 - puppybiscuit (06/18/2012) [-]
Repost are you kidding? Niels Bohr and Albert Einstein first posted this.
#2 - alcatraztiger (06/18/2012) [-]
I am a mere peasant for thinking i could come close to them.
 
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