Alright, so you want to know how to impress little girls? Th's recipe will have Ions surrounding you in sheer
amazement of your culinary prowess.
Let' s make some fucking brownies,
Let' s make some white chocolate rainbow fucking brownies.
so ounces of white chocolate chips
6 tablespoons butter
1/ 4 cup sugar
1 cup flour
Splash of vanilla extract
optional) 1/ 2 cup chopped nuts (walnuts might be good!)
Double boil oz. of white chocolate chips with
6 tablespoons of butter.
or you' re retarded, tns means heat them until
melted/ blended in a not/ bowl on top of another pot with
boiling water in N. This keeps them oft or the direct heat
source so they dent burn),
Take them off the heat when completely melted.
Let cool to room temperature (even a little warmer is tine),
Keep mixing so you don‘! get a solid block of chocolate
Add 1/ 4 cup of sugar and two eggs wand mix
that shit up until It' s / well incorporated.
A cup of flour and a generous splash of vanilla.
If your Inner we is dead, skip all of the color related steps and add
some chopped nuts during ml: step for equally delecious, but less fun, brownies.
Mix h shit. no little white pockets of Mur, on that is not yummy.
After you' re done mixing, grease an as baking pan and preheat your oven to 350.
New pour 1/ x of your mix into a separate howl.
where amount or colors you want), Usually for me.
Add a few drops of food color and mix until you get the shade you want.
Pour the fjrsa color into your pan,
New its time tor you to : wash the second bowl.
Don' t be a faggot, you don' t want your colors to mix at this step,
so this is necessary,
Again, pour in I/ x, add color, etc.
Pour second color m. You' ll notice that If you don' t fuck with it we much,
they won' t combine because the batter is too thick.
start mixing now, however, and ugly browns are in your future.
Yum yum. At this point, if you want them to be more , swirl with a fork.
QUICKLY AND SPARSELY.
he much mixing will mix your colors together and you' ll get colors.
Bake that shit at 350 for about 30 minutes.
Toothpick comes out clean, slightly brown edges, etc. etc. etc.
Let cool before you cut and serve so they maintain their shape.