Movie Logic. Whatd'ya think? It's only now that I notice the hideous typos... Forgive me.. MOVIE PART ONE 1. get Milli] II , VIII] Mil BE VII Willi ll VIE" Slim
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Whatd'ya think?

It's only now that I notice the hideous typos... Forgive me.

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User avatar #3 - horsefear (06/17/2012) [+] (15 replies)
And every helicopter explodes.

Always.
#4 - blacnarf (06/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In response to number 2. District 9.
#162 - Obscurity (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every house in Paris in movies.
#136 - lamaswithhats (06/18/2012) [+] (10 replies)
OH I GET IT! THE MOM IS SAYING SHE HAS A BAD SIGNAL SO HER DAUGHTER CAN'T GO TO ASHLEY'S PARTY!
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User avatar #96 to #11 - VeryAwkwardPenguIn (06/18/2012) [-]
If you're being mugged do you punch the mugger in the knife?
#195 - scarletspider (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You forgot:   
Nobody ever goes to the bathroom, except in comedies.   
   
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You forgot:
Nobody ever goes to the bathroom, except in comedies.

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#60 - Yojimbo (06/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#9, good luck getting through this one
#9, good luck getting through this one
#192 - dafuquing (06/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
aliens are always over america? BITCH PLEASE
User avatar #229 - mattginge (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The world in movies:

America is attacked by Aliens.
Europe is normally involved in some sort of war.
Russia is evil.
Japan/asia has monsters the size of buildings and lots of squid like monsters.
China have a plan to rule the world
The middle east has only terrorist living in the counties.
Africa are all poor and uncivilised.
South America full of drugs and whores.

And no one gives a **** about Australia....
User avatar #212 - Tsquared ONLINE (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if the wrong one only speeds it up, why not cut both?
User avatar #426 - merlinboy (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And can you imagine if **** in movies was realistic? The movies would be boring as **** .
User avatar #233 - itrooztrooperdown (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ok, ok, this is just a post but I have to say this because I'm quite mad now. Not because we already knew all of this and it has been posted hunderds of times, but because this is the worse way possible to deliver it. And because all this facts are old and good movies fix them.

Aliens always land in America in Hollywood movies, ofc, you idiot. Aliens land in a place familiar to the reader or the one who will watch the movie. As most of the films in the 80's and 90's were shot strictly in America, alines land there, it's obvious. If a movie is shot in Rusia, aliens will go for Russia, if a movie is shot in the UK, alines will be in the UK. Pretty obvious stuff. + Now with the rise of the "arty" factor we have movies like "District 9" that fight this hoax.

The knock-out thing, again, depens on the movie and the amount of realism wanted. This doesn't happen a lot in modern movies anymore, directors and script-wrights are more concerned with this and there's no reason to complain about this in a good film.

Guns don't have infinite ammo either, I haven't seen a film (non sci-fi) with infinite ammo in a while. See the Bourne series, or any other modern action movie, the guns run out of ammo eventually.

And I could go on with every other fact posted in this stupid post but I'm running out of time. I started writing this to kill time in the first place so... here is my butthurt, **** this post.
#144 - asterael (06/18/2012) [-]
What about district 9?
#472 - insanemanoo (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Please, tell me more about crawling through ventilation shafts.
#348 - Jigglejellow (06/18/2012) [+] (40 replies)
Go go gooo
#213 - mrredfield (06/18/2012) [-]
Dat Resident Evil laser wall.
#406 - thebuzzer (06/18/2012) [-]
**thebuzzer rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Vroom Vroom ** MFW number 9 made me think of TenaciousD (PoD)
User avatar #509 - thanksgivingturkey (06/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
2. Wrong, District 9 had aliens who came to South Africa I believe.
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#364 - davetheravee (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**davetheravee rolled a random image posted in comment #6102511 at FJ Pony Thread ** whats in my movie
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