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User avatar #2 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
I teared up at this... I'm gonna get a fat ass emotional scar in 2 months.
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#8 to #2 - Jameshaich (06/17/2012) [-]
You better deliver.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
But you won't see it. D:
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#13 to #11 - Jameshaich (06/17/2012) [-]
Why not?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
"Emotional scars are invisible."
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#15 to #14 - Jameshaich (06/17/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought you were doing porn.
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#22 to #15 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
Oh, man nigga... I would love to, but I'm fat.
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#29 to #22 - Jameshaich (06/17/2012) [-]
Fat porn?
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#57 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (06/18/2012) [-]
That is my fetish...
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#30 to #29 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
I will seriously consider this.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - blokrokker (06/17/2012) [-]
Good luck in your porn star career!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
I really don't want to toot my horn, but... I'm not that attractive, I'm chubby, and my dick isn't big at all... But for some fucking reason I am good at socktime. It baffles my fucking mind.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - blokrokker (06/17/2012) [-]
Socktime? You mean masturbation?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
Common misconception. My gf and I call sex socktime because we always end up in our socks and nothing else.
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#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Protip: Don't make an inside joke when no one else will get it.
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#19 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Fat dudes last longer because it takes longer for the blood to get where it needs to go. More time= more likely you'll last long enough to please her.
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User avatar #37 to #19 - foopah (06/17/2012) [-]
Ron Fucking Jeremy
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User avatar #40 to #37 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
But he HAS a big dick.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - foopah (06/17/2012) [-]
That's why he is the ultimate pornstar. Plus you can get a dick enlargement surgery. So you could possibly be the second cumming of Ron Jeremy.
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#45 to #41 - ilbacondeity (06/17/2012) [-]
Perhaps, but again, I don't have a huge dick, but I make them feel... Well, basically, at the end of the day, my bed has a silhouette of us made of sweat.

But at least my face is more handsomer. :D
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