E-Cards II: Attack of the Funny

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My name wasn' t in the
search results.
I' m sorry I went into
survival mode
when you
tickled
r don' t fart.
I whisper in my panties.
I love the sound
you make when
you shut up.
Good luck and take care. And by
good luck! mean go MIS yourself.
And by take care I mean go
fuck
I' m not saying you' re a
Slut, but if dicks had
wings, your mouth
would be an airport.
your@ cards q.
Remember how patient I
was while you acted up in
the store? Hang on to that
memory, cause I' m gonna a,
wow your ass when
we get home.
I' m not saying she' s
a slut. I' m just
surprised that
yet.
TIP,
I once, but found I '
was allergic to a My skin
flushed and my heart
raced. I got sweaty and
short of breath. Very
dangerous.