Women

I didn't know they made makeup for hands !!!

Is everyone here forgetting about nail polish?

i'm offensive and i find this polish.

I haven't lol'd so hard in a while... Thank you for that good sir!

FJ
Same shit different day

OH BOY..

No that expression is from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher.

Yes.

Holy shit, gabriell!

and every day for the rest of your life


MWAHAA HAA HAAA

thats why she doesnt wear it

i consider my hand cream hand makeup.
am I wrong?

The same way that facewash is face makeup.

thanks, but you are ruining my moment :P

Oh D: sorry

i noticed some jelly guy thumbed you down so I balanced you back cos we have the same "problem" ;)

Why thank you, kind nigger.

I don't really care about ranks, but just fyi, my comment apparently made it to the top 40 yesterday, and it started with you. Thanks again, kind nigger.

It was my pleasure to be part of such a thumbfest.

< his girlfriend

MFW seeing your comment

WHAT? Some guy on fj said he has a hot gf and isn't thumbed down to hell?

Yeah... Just some guy on FJ...

Yeah, she is.

no pic, no proof

Second.
Post pics Richard! I don't trust people on the internet you see..

Our names are similar.

Same I thumbed you too

**anotherjoenobody rolls 07**
NO, FUCK YOU.

or not.

Careful. We don't wanna upset Helenwheels any more than she already is.

yeah... im not too worried. If anything she cna bitch some more. I'll just sit and laugh.

nonono.
I'm not that much of a fag.
My friend made the caption, and I then put it up here under his permission.

Thanks anon.

Really?


I thought I looked kinda cute.

I thought so too.

This.

By the way I'm not saying you should go around calling girls sluts just asking people to gimme a break if I just happen to notice there tits if your wearing a v-neck and a push up bra. Sides I like to give everybody a fair shake cause obviously not every girl with a thong (as from what I've heard they're kinda comfy) isn't a slut, I'm just asking is to cut me some slack when all I see is a hoe with her boobs in my face and I think "Damn I'd really like to motoboat those..."

Pic related it's from what I've heard...

Most indubitably.

My dad always said, "You can tell a lot about a person based on the viscosity of their shin."

I agree. It's all fine and dandy to have a good personality, but they should at least attempt to take care of themselves.

hey

you've obviously never met this guy

but you know if she wants to be judged... she can always send me a picture

I'm not.
I mean people certainly comment on my appearance but I don't think I'm necessarily being judged and if I am then I turn a blind eye to those morons. It doesn't concern me and it shouldn't concern you what other people think.

You sneaky bastard....

Thanks, I was almost out.

may i have some more of these wonderful pictures

I got this from a 4chan Delicious Brown Girl thread.

ok then thanks

Woah. I see your point. But i'm talking about the whores who look like clowns because they doused themselves in covergirl. Not girls who cover up their blemishes.

But you know... whatever man.

I understand your point of view and that wasn't just directed at you, when I wrote it I was thinking about this post, as well as the others like this that make front page regularly . However, I would love to live in a world where everyone can judge everyone by personality. If they're a slut, then you can tell by their personality or their actions. The statement that this man translates in to for me is " I'm not going to judge your personality before I say horrible things about you because you dress a certain way" And to be honest it REALLY rustles my jimmies. I probably shouldn't have raged that hard, seeing as all the other females on this post are just saying "Oh l0l I don't wear makeup so I'm not a slut", and they're completely ignoring the fact that makeup is not the devil and you shouldn't have to apologize for wearing it. Okay, sorry :3

don't be sorry, its a strong opinion, and in my case its the truth. Guess I needed to state my opinon clearer.

Ofc women don't write screen-caps like that. they just ignore you instead. both women and men go for looks first.
this discussion is as old as time it seems. first thing you do meeting someone is think "hmm he/she looks attractive we should talk" this goes for both females and males. looks matter when being approached or approaching someone.
but when you talk to someone online and you like them and then you get to see them for the first time and go "fuck that he/she is ugly" thats when you are a horrible person because that shows you going on looks alone.
i find it interesting that both men and women are hypocrites when it comes to this shit and neither can look at their own gender objectively and think "hmmm yes indeed men screw up a lot of shit" and "yes indeed we girls tend to not think but feel instead"
Fact remains though.
this is Funny junk and its filled with racism and puppy's and gender role jokes. because its funny. it doesn't mean that all of it is true and that people actually walk around thinking like this.

Sorry for wall of text.

I think its more the people who do cake on the make up for men, and dress for men than work or school because they aren't as interesting. There are many people like that, i think that was what the post was more aimed at.
I see what you're saying, and you have a very valid point, but there are also many a-dumb fuck who do cake on the make up and talk incoherent nonsense and have never looked at a book let alone read it. Those people, need to be dealt with.

Fuck yeah.