The Fucking Friend Zone

i read that "gonna find this woman and slice her"

That would also work.

Elisa Benson


245 E 207th St, Apt 5A
Bronx, NY 10467-4069

She's married with maybe one or two kids.
Anything else you want?

No thanks, everything is arranged now

later...

Don't silence her, make her scream.

She'll regret the day she doomed bros to the 10th circle of hell known as the friendzone

twitter.com/#!/elisabenson

**lecommentingderp rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Anime Mot Posters 522 ** what I would do.

There'd be so many soccer moms flinging their shit.

Yet if guys did that over this article, it'd probably considered sexist somehow.

Sadly, that is true. Just like how a woman, angry for no reason, can tear your face off, but you can't punch her or everyone's gonna flame you for it.

I got into a fistfight with my brother the other day and my dad broke it up and spent 30 minutes scolding him for punching me, even though I punched him about 6 times. I was only told to "knock it off." It was completely ridiculous. I hate double-standards, regardless of whose favor they're in.

Your Dad should have punched you out.

Good.

that's because there is a difference between using somebody for sex and just being friendly with them. Trust me I hate friendzoning as much as the next guy but if the bitch isn't interested in you, she's just not interested in you. That's when you tell them you don't wanna be friends and don't talk to them anymore.

I think you just that sentence up.

I don't what you're talking about.

Or non-fucking words

Emm.. Umm. We all know what he means.

screaming "Fight!" ?

I though its fuck

watch the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" ;)

I saw it 2 years ago, but i have to admit i dont remeber it so well :(

MFW I saw that picture

**trawl rolled user twistandshout **

Welll that was quick.

Already 4 comments...

~8 thumbs.

2 comments on his profile.

Da fuck FJ.

I will call the Dovahkiin.

well tell us!

oddly appropriate, kudos.

And usually the guys who complain about the friend zone are only nice to girls because they want to get in their pants.

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Yea I've only gotten with one girl before, and still been with that one girl for three years, I don't see anything wrong with that

I think you're just mad because you got ugly guy-zoned

...you have a strange reaction to friendzoning.

I lol'd

**yourmotherishere rolled a random image posted in comment #40998 at Video Games Board ** my face when you dont get friend zoned

**suckmyrichard rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Art Avatar Aang ** good roll. Mfw i've only been friend zoned once.

is the answer wrong if i say because they aren't asian.........

Probably not... Probably

Not enough testosterone

Well, if you like your women hairy...

If I'm not getting rug burn.. Im not a happy camper. xD
jk

LOL. Don't forget the facial hair. :)

How could i forget?
I love having my balls tickled!

And the one percent is you as an exception?

Sorry but no, every gender has an equal amount of dumbasses. And you are not special.

I didn't say the 1% was me... And 1% wouldn't apply to just one person either - because that would mean there were only 100 females.... Considering the estimated amount of women in the world, one percent would be around 34141922 (at this moment)... Maybe I'm one of them, maybe I'm not... but I didn't call myself special, so don't be a bitch about it.

you are definitely asian, no idea what you just did there.... too many numbers.

Heh, nope! But I date an Asian...does that count?

MAYBE HE/SHE INFLUENCED YOU...so yea i guess it does

The fact is, that 99% is not accurate. At all. And chances are, neither you nor I would be part of it.

And the majority of girls I know are pretty smart and nice. So I resent you insulting them.

I never said that 99% was most definitely accurate either. It's what it seems like. Yeah, I know quite a bunch of really intelligent girls, too. My comment was sort of exaggerated to be a little funny... a few people found it that way. Don't take offense, it's not like I called YOU retarded.

**takesomemorewater rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at When you're not as high as your friend ** My face when

Hahaha, that made me spit out my coffee you bastard haha XD