Why I Hate Facebook

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#171 - MoreIce (06/16/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Mars is sounding pretty sweet right about now.

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#540 to #171 - samxdaxman (06/16/2012) [-]

i say we stay on earth, send the idiots to mars. i like it here and i bet the stupid people would just follow us.

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#311 to #171 - Ilubeitup (06/16/2012) [-]

Yeah. So when will their transport be ready to take them to Mars?

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#1086 to #171 - bummerdrummer (06/17/2012) [-]

you know, a private american spaceship company called SpaceX has plans to actually put a colony on mars in the next 10-20 years.

i'll be the first to sign up.

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#1098 to #1086 - corkscrew (06/17/2012) [-]

except you need about 20 million for that

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#1101 to #1098 - bummerdrummer (06/17/2012) [-]

a man can dream.

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#1108 to #1101 - corkscrew (06/17/2012) [-]

taking from the first part of your username, dreams never come true
sorry

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#1156 to #171 - hopalongreborn (06/17/2012) [-]

especially since we'll die right away and forget all that bullshit we just read

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#142 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [+] (15 replies)

that abortion one was sick 'can't wait for the abortion party' 'abortion party' 'ABORTION' 'PARTY' 'this baby dead' 'BABY' 'DEAD'
seriously, I have so many reaction images for these people..
what I want to do to them

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#145 to #142 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [-]

and this

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#148 to #145 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [-]

let this person talk to them afterwards

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#150 to #148 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [-]

then this

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#152 to #150 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [-]

then tell them this

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#156 to #152 - trolololing (06/16/2012) [-]

then rape them and tell them what I think of them
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#631 to #156 - Akwardweirdo (06/16/2012) [-]

thanks for filling up my reaction folder

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#1588 to #631 - trolololing (06/17/2012) [-]

anytime Akwardweirdo

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#1126 to #156 - triane (06/17/2012) [-]

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#690 to #152 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]

there's an app for that

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#1548 to #690 - mcpandabear (06/17/2012) [-]

I dunno how many times I have used that app, but I have used it enough to say it's brilliant.

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#1031 to #148 - waaw (06/17/2012) [-]

Fun fact: The word grenade actually comes from the French word for pomegranates.

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#1084 to #145 - lieutenantderp (06/17/2012) [-]

I feel bad, this might apply for the baby.

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#542 to #142 - samxdaxman (06/16/2012) [-]

im prochoice but that still made me sick.

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#897 to #142 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]

tfw

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#363 to #142 - ggfj (06/16/2012) [-]

**ggfj rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Club Penguin Quick Comp ** what an abortion party is like

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#122 - kyoutu (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

The evolution and history one rustled me the most.

""the one who does not remember history is bound to live through it again - George Santayana"

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#128 to #122 - kyoutu (06/16/2012) [-]

Edit - I totally potato'd the quotation marks in that post, forgive me.

*performs Seppuku*

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#1001 to #128 - grandterskrasao (06/17/2012) [-]

hardly a reason to perform Seppuku mate...

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#316 - iamthou (06/16/2012) [+] (7 replies)

ok the abortion thing pisses me off, im ok for abortion if it's for the right choice, like rape or something may be wrong with the child. but because you just want to party more? fuck you you stupid cunt, burn in hell and die.

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#337 to #316 - Reydel (06/16/2012) [-]

A person like her shouldn't be allowed to raise a child though.

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#457 to #316 - thee (06/16/2012) [-]

I actually smiled at the abortion part. The baby will be better off dead than being with her. The baby would just grow up to become like her, and then we would have to deal with that.

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#978 to #457 - iamthou (06/17/2012) [-]

well the big thing is, i love life, I do, i think it's something everyone should get the chance to enjoy, and no not by partying, by just living, meeting friends, having fun. I would also like to hope that by having a child, she would serious the fuck up and take care of it. IDK that's just me. sorry if it seemed like I was being a dick to you sir.

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#1539 to #978 - thee (06/17/2012) [-]

You didn't seem like at dick at all, sir. You have your opinion, I have mine. I can respect that.

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#1598 to #1539 - iamthou (06/17/2012) [-]

ok, sometimes it gets hard for me to say my opinion without sounding like a dick so I usually try to make sure that i'm not intending to come off as one.

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#1010 to #457 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]

provided it survives its first month of life :/

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#552 to #316 - samxdaxman (06/16/2012) [-]

same although, and i hate to say this, but its better dying before exiting the womb and experiencing such shitty parenting.

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#332 - theseanse (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

To every dumb bitch on facebook....

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#335 to #332 - fearmeihavetits (06/16/2012) [-]

Your comment. I smiled. They deserve that so very much.

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#367 to #332 - ThisIsConnor (06/16/2012) [-]

I couldn't watch your gif without finishing it with: "And all the cake is gone."

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#933 - nnewmy (06/17/2012) [-]

that last one...

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#629 - aboondocksaint (06/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**aboondocksaint rolled user irmcmuffin **
starting with this little motherfucker

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#723 to #629 - irmcmuffin ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]

I hope you realize what you just started, isn't going to end well for you...

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#727 to #723 - irmcmuffin ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]

I don't have a facebook on the reason everyone is a fucking retard

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#1589 to #723 - aboondocksaint (06/17/2012) [-]

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#943 to #629 - paintmered (06/17/2012) [-]

**paintmered rolled user herecomesjohnny ** I will violate this person in their sleep.

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#945 to #943 - paintmered (06/17/2012) [-]

Uh oh.

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#1499 to #945 - herecomesjohnny (06/17/2012) [-]

well said

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#703 - UltimatePedo (06/17/2012) [-]

I was so mad when reading these i almost thumbed down op

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#325 - TheOneKing (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#378 to #325 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

Quite true. However it is annoying when many simple disagree with you when they cannot understand your thought process.

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#720 - mrhelmetman (06/17/2012) [-]

<--- My face at every single post.

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#704 - RequieminMortis (06/17/2012) [-]

I'm not even sorry, your honor.

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#168 - dealwithitfagg (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#1058 to #168 - ariachnotred (06/17/2012) [-]

Quick!

Take this!

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#939 - grimsho (06/17/2012) [-]

I'm sure that Matthew, Savannah, and Katie have no idea what a great thing they did for that baby.

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#1007 - dedaluminus (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Maybe you don't hate Facebook. Maybe Facebook just makes you realize how much you hate your friends.

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#1170 to #1007 - anotherjoenobody (06/17/2012) [-]

i don't have any friends.

CHECK
and
MATE

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#272 - teevanator (06/16/2012) [-]

That last one really fucked me off.

Everything is history you stupid fucking hoe, try living without a memory. We shoud lobotomise this scum. I'm not joking.

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#130 - funnyjunkknight (06/16/2012) [-]

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#1520 - dedaluminus (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Maybe you don't hate Facebook. Maybe Facebook makes you realize how much you hate your friends.

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#1532 to #1520 - ndiliciousa (06/17/2012) [-]

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#174 - jigglepuff (06/16/2012) [-]

As much as this made me hate people even more, "THIS BABY DEAD" Made me lol hard for some reason

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#1079 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [+] (15 replies)

mfw history is one of my favorite classes

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#1105 to #1079 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]

Maybe if people learned history, they would change their attitudes and not repeat the mistakes of the past.

Nah forget it, that's crazy talk. Never going to happen.

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#1088 to #1079 - mofalcon (06/17/2012) [-]

DAMN RIGHT. I love learning about shit that happened and why it happened

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#1095 to #1088 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

My teacher is amazing, I feel like im sitting down for storytime and I get to hear about wars long forgotten, and things that are fit for a movie. I fucking love history

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#1100 to #1095 - mofalcon (06/17/2012) [-]

it also helps that it doesn't require much effort to learn about though :D

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#1110 to #1100 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

Agreed

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#1135 to #1121 - mofalcon (06/17/2012) [-]

..from overwhelming friendship?

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#1139 to #1135 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

lol

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#1131 to #1110 - sefercil (06/17/2012) [-]

i actually liked learning about europe. shit was sad man. thinking about how screwed up things got. i hope somebody learns enough to rise up in an effective way. it would be cool if they hid themselves for a while as one of those shitty corrupted guys, and when they got enough power he changed into a hero... i might not have retained all of the info, but it was interesting. NOW ONTO MYTHOLOGY CLASSES!

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#1136 to #1131 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

Europe is nice for the old medieval feeling, then you also get the nice ancient greeks and the Romans which are always interesting, those superpowers that dominated the world at some point.

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#1143 to #1136 - sefercil (06/17/2012) [-]

true dat. but unfortunately we focused on the 20th century. and the bad things were the most talked about ;_;

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#1146 to #1143 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

20th century is still interesting though, alot more in depth and you learn about sabatoge, wars such as vietnam, great wars like WWII and how the world was beginning to form into the amazing world we live in today

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#1157 to #1146 - sefercil (06/17/2012) [-]

myes. i just wish i could have heard about them in depth xD it sounds interesting though...ty man :3

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#1159 to #1157 - pariahlol (06/17/2012) [-]

anytime

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#1584 - oliviliv (06/17/2012) [-]

The abortion one... "LMAO"

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