Another Day at the Subway. And I hate my mother. Entirely true, entirely OC.. Me workin at Subway as usual. It' s been about a year since: I had my last girlfriend. Suddenly, a cute girl appears! I make: her and we chat and flirt for awhile. I find out she works at Ben and Jerry' s across the street. '/ iii,,:: Dude! Did you see that? I think she likes me!" "Yeah, man. You should go get her number." Finally
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Another Day at the Subway

And I hate my mother. Entirely true, entirely OC.

Me workin at Subway as usual.
It' s been about a year
since: I had my last girlfriend.
Suddenly, a cute girl appears!
I make: her and we chat
and flirt for awhile.
I find out she works at Ben and Jerry' s
across the street. '/ iii,,::
Dude! Did you see that?
I think she likes me!" "Yeah, man. You should go
get her number."
Finally work up the balls to
go talk to her again.
I' ll have an icecream please!"
Anything
Yeah, I' ll have your number...
Sure!"
Great! So, what' s your
name, anyways?"
Hilary!
What' s the matter? She: turn you
down?"
SHE HAS
THE
SAME
...
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#5 - neroooooooooo (06/16/2012) [+] (15 replies)
get over it and bang her
#6 to #5 - deliciousdee (06/16/2012) [-]
Planning on it
#21 - AlmostAmerican (06/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well that's 2 people who will never fuck Hillary.
#50 - thereddestofrobins (06/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what is the world coming to
#99 - zomgodness ONLINE (06/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**zomgodness rolls 88**
#31 - Forfunaccount (06/17/2012) [-]
#1 - kitinet (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<hfw
#72 - flipoutt (06/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
She has the same name as your mom.   
Just be lucky you GOT a girl, OP.
She has the same name as your mom.
Just be lucky you GOT a girl, OP.
#65 - executorchunk (06/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP sounds like an asshole. Wow man so what if she has the same name as your mom??? And some people nit pick over how a girl looks... it's not like she got to pick her name...
OP sounds like an asshole. Wow man so what if she has the same name as your mom??? And some people nit pick over how a girl looks... it's not like she got to pick her name...
#67 to #65 - Reverend (06/17/2012) [-]
Could you ever scream your mom's name during sex? No? Okay then.
#26 - ishalltroll (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why did this receive a single thumb.
Why did this receive a single thumb.
#32 - brockton (06/17/2012) [-]
but you said her name was Hillary not mom
#19 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
What a Hilaryous turn of events.
#63 - chodefetus (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I make her a sandwich
make her a
her
..
#44 - bilall (06/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #79 - ultimoz (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Woooooooow, she has the same name as your mother! She must be her!
Fuck you OP
#35 - traviver (06/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry, don't know that feel.
#34 - stereotypicalasian (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
hfw he actually learned her name
hfw he actually learned her name
User avatar #55 - QuestionMarks (06/17/2012) [-]
who cares if she has the same name as your mother?

unless she looks and acts like her you're fine
#40 - pawnderp (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How cute
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