Killing and Fucking. I got the idea for this from an article I read about movie censorship. Basically, somebody brought up George Carlin's famous routine in whi
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Killing and Fucking

I got the idea for this from an article I read about movie censorship. Basically, somebody brought up George Carlin's famous routine in which he suggested that the word " **** " (signifying life) should replace the word "kill" (signifying death). Special thanks to Swansong for identifying the quote as Carlin's.

Take any line from (or
title of) a movie with
the word "KILL" in it,
and replace it with the
word " **** ".
A few classic examples:
From "Sagst":
Dr. Gordon: "The newspapers started calling him 'The
Jigsaw ******* . Actually, technically speaking, he' s not
really a murderer - he never ****** anyone. He finds
ways for his victims to **** themselves.”
Zep: "I' m gonna **** your husband now, Mrs. Gordons"
Detective Tapp: m gonna **** you, ya sick asshole
From "Unforgiven":
Will Munny: “Its a hell of a thing, ******* a man. You
take away all he' s got and all he' s ever gonna have."
Will Munny: "Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, l' not
only gonna **** him, but I' m gonna **** his wife, all his
friends, and burn his damn house dowm"
Will Munny: "That' s right. We ****** women and
children. We ****** everything that' s walked or crawled
at one time or another. And Pm here to **** you, Little
Bill, for what you did to Ned."
From "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre":
Drayton Sawyer: "l just Can' t take no pleasure in
******* . There' s just some things you gotta do - don' t
mean you have to like it. "
From "The Dark Knight":
The Joker: “Its simple. We, ah, we **** the Batman."
Sal Moroni: " it' s so simple, why haven' t you done it
already?"
The Joker: " youve good at something, never do it for
free."
Grumpy: "I' betting the Joker told you to **** me as
soon as we loaded the casi"
Bozo/ Joker: "No, no, no, I **** the bus driven"
From "District 9":
Wikus: "This is basically a guy, and there' s three humans
here - basically trying to make a warning, you know,
saying, 'l **** three humans, watch out for mel '"
From "The Evil Dead":
Cheryl: " **** her if you can... LO‘ v' ERBOH!”
Now, iet' s hear yours!
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User avatar #4 - vanessadances (04/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #3 - bunkygirl (04/23/2010) [-]
:D
User avatar #1 - swansong (04/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
George Carlin. from the infamous "the Seven Dirty Words u cant say on Tv"
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