Take any line from (or
title of) a movie with
the word "KILL" in it,
and replace it with the
A few classic examples:
Dr. Gordon: "The newspapers started calling him 'The
Jigsaw Fucker'. Actually, technically speaking, he' s not
really a murderer - he never fucked anyone. He finds
ways for his victims to fuck themselves.”
Zep: "I' m gonna fuck your husband now, Mrs. Gordons"
Detective Tapp: m gonna fuck you, ya sick asshole
Will Munny: “Its a hell of a thing, fuckin' a man. You
take away all he' s got and all he' s ever gonna have."
Will Munny: "Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, l' not
only gonna fuck him, but I' m gonna fuck his wife, all his
friends, and burn his damn house dowm"
Will Munny: "That' s right. We fucked women and
children. We fucked everything that' s walked or crawled
at one time or another. And Pm here to fuck you, Little
Bill, for what you did to Ned."
From "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre":
Drayton Sawyer: "l just Can' t take no pleasure in
fuckin'. There' s just some things you gotta do - don' t
mean you have to like it. "
From "The Dark Knight":
The Joker: “Its simple. We, ah, we fuck the Batman."
Sal Moroni: " it' s so simple, why haven' t you done it
The Joker: " youve good at something, never do it for
Grumpy: "I' betting the Joker told you to fuck me as
soon as we loaded the casi"
Bozo/ Joker: "No, no, no, I fuck the bus driven"
From "District 9":
Wikus: "This is basically a guy, and there' s three humans
here - basically trying to make a warning, you know,
saying, 'l fuck three humans, watch out for mel '"
From "The Evil Dead":
Cheryl: "Fuck her if you can... LO‘ v' ERBOH!”
Now, iet' s hear yours!