my pillow

<-- "some shit"

...and still more to be seen. Poor bloke.

**thisbepi rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Amazing Art Comp ** <<what he saw

you think you've seen some shit?

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**downwiththesicknes rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Not mine ** what I sleep with

what am I doing here

A man was having a dream that he was in heaven. He sat down on a bench next to someone and they started talking. After a few minutes, this amazing redhead walked by. The man said, "Man, the things I would do to that body." The other guy replied, "It's heaven, just take her behind the white cloud." So, he gets up and takes her behind the white cloud. After a few minutes, he returns and discusses it with the other man. After another few minutes, another amazing woman walked by. The guy said, "I would screw that too!" The other man then said, "Well, just take her behind that white cloud." So he does the same thing to that woman. Another moment passes by and yet another beautiful woman walks by, the two shoot a glance at each other, and the man takes her behind the white cloud. When the man returns, he informs the other guy that he has to take a shit. He replies, "Well, just go behind the white cloud, just make sure it's the white cloud." The man asks, "But how will I wipe?" The guy just tells him to take a piece from the white cloud.

After that, the man wakes up and heads downstairs for breakfast. He says to his wife, who's making breakfast, "Wow... I had the weirdest dream last night." She responds, "You're telling me! First, you fucked me three times, took a shit on the pillow, and then wiped with the sheets!"

**yourmomsfuckbuddy rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Epic tits ** what happened to him

**firebolt rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at But how? ** what he saw

Does this caption also work?

HF

**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #19448 at Slice of Life thread II ** what will protect me from the internet