Michael the Guardian

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#2 - greatgatsby (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#3 to #2 - getott (06/15/2012) [-]

yours is better!

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#5 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/15/2012) [+] (9 replies)

it happens quite a lot more than u think due to the fact that they have to stay still for so long blood dosnt flow properly and some faint the ones who do have to just lie on the floor till the end even if they could get up

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#302 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

I've read in quite a few places they aren't forced to stand still like many tourists would believe having always seen it in the movies, and they also receive British Special Forces training, so they are pretty badass guys. I wouldn't fuck with them. Regardless, I can see them during basic or during parades lock their knees together for too long, and thus passing out.

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#405 to #302 - zomglolol (06/16/2012) [-]

Actually my dad was one of those guards when he was in the army, and he said you can move as long as its a drill movement (drill=marching for those of you that don't know)

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#260 to #5 - titterz (06/16/2012) [-]

It's mainly because people lock their knees standing there so long. That's how they end up passing out. When I went to basic three years ago I can't count the amount of times someone would lock their knees and pass out.

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#6 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2012) [-]

that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard no wonder how they lost their empire with stupid stuff like that

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#10 to #6 - mattmoshpitt **User deleted account** (06/15/2012) [-]

Yup. They totally defended themselves all throughout history with guys standing in a line with stern looks on their faces and giant fuzzy hats who would march into battle and glare at their enemies until they died.

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#7 to #6 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/15/2012) [-]

no its amazing discipline

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#107 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

:|

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#112 to #6 - thestrangestboner (06/16/2012) [-]

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#131 - ggfj (06/16/2012) [-]

HE DIED IN THE GUARD STATE THE CYCLE OF REINCARNATION IS BROKEN

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#22 - ineedorangejuice (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)

WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD DOES IHI MEAN!!!!! I CANT SLEEP

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#26 to #22 - Hreidmar ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]

Maybe Michael Jackson's 'EEEHEEE!'

I'm not sure how the actual sound he makes would be spelled.

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#54 to #26 - ineedorangejuice (06/16/2012) [-]

oooooh lol i get it

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#213 - essaressa (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

'ihi' in my language means urine

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#226 to #213 - shugudugs (06/16/2012) [-]

pinoyfag

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#338 - kneesocks (06/16/2012) [+] (10 replies)

This actually happens quite alot, I'm an Air Cadet and many cadets have passed out of attention from locking their knees.

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#353 to #338 - theninjaboy (06/16/2012) [-]

during my air force training at our weekly parades some navy guy collapsed and broke his jaw it sound like a car door slamming when he hit the bitumen.

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#356 to #353 - kneesocks (06/16/2012) [-]

Oh my god D: thats horrible

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#351 to #338 - youradropkick (06/16/2012) [-]

Yeah true dat :P Your an Air Cadet? What country? If australia, which state? Sqn even hahah?

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#354 to #351 - kneesocks (06/16/2012) [-]

I'm in Canada :B
We're pretty much linked with you guys though!
I'm at 386 Sqn
what about you :3

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#367 to #354 - youradropkick (06/16/2012) [-]

Im an Air Force Cadet. 14 - 20 year olds. Im 16 years old, a leading cadet currently = 1 chevron. Been in cadets for 2.5 years. 617 Squadron

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#368 to #367 - kneesocks (06/16/2012) [-]

Cool c:
In Canada cadets is 12-19 and I'm also an LAC!
Awesome, I've been in for like.. not even a year though. Maybe just 8 months.

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#369 to #368 - youradropkick (06/16/2012) [-]

Awesome!!! how old are you!? Add meh on facebook yah!?!? I should do the cadet exchnage and come see you ahahha!

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#411 to #369 - kneesocks (06/16/2012) [-]

I'm 15 c:
Whats your name? Ill add ye

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#345 to #338 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

shut the fuck up, fag

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#377 to #345 - gazajunk (06/16/2012) [-]

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#350 - debee (06/16/2012) [-]

When he falls and breaks him arm

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#1 - baalrusher (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

All I see is the word "Piss"

(I'm Filipino)

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#27 to #1 - greycircus (06/15/2012) [-]

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#17 - deepfatfries (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Reminded me of this
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one of the best music videos ever.

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#24 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2012) [-]

and now i understand the ihi

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#23 to #17 - randomserb (06/15/2012) [-]

Yes.

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#25 - Awesomecarrot (06/15/2012) [-]

Guise I think 'Ihi' is the sound Michael Jackson used to make
when he was doing the dance move that loooked like what
the soldier is doing.

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#385 - ratboii (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I don't get it

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#391 to #385 - bonusjackpot (06/16/2012) [-]

Michael jackson did this dance move where he'd lean (apparently) impossibly far forward.

'IHI' I spose is 'eeeheeee' one of his catchphrases (sort of).

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#392 to #385 - buttholee (06/16/2012) [-]

**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Oh God **
I think it has to do with dominos...
but i'm not sure

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#29 - pharoahemonch (06/16/2012) [-]

OH HAY NICE TO MEET YOU

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#292 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolls dick in Ops mouth**

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#191 - joshmc (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#36 - YoDawgIHeardU ONLINE (06/16/2012) [+] (13 replies)

when my company in bootcamp got our Eagle, Globe, and Anchors my friend passed out at attention

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#90 to #36 - xHoratioCainex (06/16/2012) [-]

It's cool to see another U.S. Military person on here..

I'll be shipping off to Fort Jackson SC on the 29th of July.

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#67 to #36 - toastycracker ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]

Locked his knees?

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#74 to #67 - YoDawgIHeardU ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]

yea that and just got done with reaper/crucible and the shock of finally becoming a Marine
the fucked up part about it the Marines to the left and right didnt try to catch him xD

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#218 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

That's where being a wingman comes in. USAF :D

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#11 - tomoohka (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#50 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]

Russians going hard on us! We need to step it up.

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#9 - hmficjustinbieber (06/15/2012) [-]

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