I didn't need sleep anyways..

that moment when i'm listening to that right now

Well they sometimes do right when it's born to get it to cry (AKA Breath on it's own)

Ah.

they USED to do that but they have more reliable ways of doing it now so it should be an uncommon practice

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Thumb for you, I lawled. gif. Unrelated

Thank you, good sir!

here you go :D

First thing to make me laugh today. Thumb for you. xD

Makes sense.

It makes more sense than it should...

Its not that they stuff it in her vagina, whatever to mom eats the baby does too and in the pills it only kills the baby, apparently he went balls mahoney in that bitch and took the pills out before they could kill him

The actual pills themselves don't go to the baby. The case would've been digested away, and the things within the pill would've been given to the baby in a broken down form, so the explanation would be that she actually did stuff pills into her vagina.

o.o Well does that actually work? I've never heard of that o.o

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't especially considering how much of a bitch the cervix is to open. Either way it's funny, and about the only working explanation I can think of.

The cervix feels weird man o.O Speaking of it, really it does. Soft nd Hard at the same time o.e and a bit ridgy. BUt anywho, thank you for the replies

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgvuQGY946g

Brilliant

But...

when they use tanks with fuel, and they "throw" it at you, it's motherfucking weaponised

I just explained to you it's weaponised
then you say, oh, take away the weapon, and it's no longer weaponised

good comeback

It's true.

So, a knife can't be a weapon if its just sitting there?

who is the faggot who thumbed this poor guy down before i thumbed him up?

what? a knife does not need something to make it dangerous, it's a damn knife.

Are you saying fire isn't dangerous?

oops, maybe I should havve worded that differently huh?

Probably haha

his profile picture

nonononono

Because a baby is supposed to cry when they are born if they don't the baby dies

No you only slap the baby to make it cry so it starts breathing, but he is laughing and is therefore breathing. No need to slap his shit

They do that to make sure the baby is breathing, if it is it cries

No that's not how it works dumb-ass the uterus doesn't have a beat and getting smacked will not give you're heart a kick because the baby's heart is beating before it is fucking born and a beat in the uterus? what if the baby is a boy? boys do not have uterus'
Damn you're stupid

but he is laughing so he is already breathing

Shut up and enjoy the comic

*gasp* i thought i was rid of you.....it's tiime to d-d-d-d-duel!!!!!

you win this time

YEAH!