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You are scumbag and I
hope you die in a house
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#8 - mrvalane

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(06/14/2012) [-]

Why is it you only see textfails using an iphones?

#19 to #8 - joefishsticks

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Does every phone have the snapshot function? I have an iPhone so I have no idea

#20 to #19 - neptunic

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Yes, hit the home button (that being the only one besides the power button) and hit the power button at the same time (that being the only one besides the home button), and it will automatically be saved to your pictures.

#28 to #20 - joefishsticks

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(06/15/2012) [-]

No I mean on other phones besides iPhones.

#71 to #28 - anon id: 7b1c0bca

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Since the ICS update, Android has this function as well.

#31 to #28 - neptunic

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Other phones, you could be talking about a lot of different ones. Typically smart phones have this function, but one may not, it all depends. Try looking up "How to take a screenshot on x", where "x"=your phone, or any phone you want to look up.

#21 to #8 - anon id: 8a652cba

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Try to get a screenshot on a Nokia.

#264 to #8 - mexicanfarmer

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(06/15/2012) [-]

iPhones claim to be smartphones, but there really... not smartphones, sorry for the pause I contracted dyslexia from using mine...

#221 to #8 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**

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#9 to #8 - lolwtfbbqryan [OP]

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(06/14/2012) [-]

because it is easier to snap a screenshot

#10 to #8 - shaunrnm

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(06/15/2012) [-]

And the site that you can use to generate them uses this format, its easy to tell who is talking

#11 to #8 - dakkenly

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Because people who use apple products have learning disabilities

#96 to #11 - christopherdolan

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(06/15/2012) [-]

>getting my first smartphone
>HTC one x, bitchess
>show it to random people in class
>"omfg hurr durr, you should've got an iphone instead, it's the best phone in teh wurrld!"
>"what makes iphone better than an htc one x?"
>"the iphone is much easier to use, that one's so difficult!"

In any case, that shows that there's a little bit of truth in your opinion.

#236 to #96 - drewhamster

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(06/15/2012) [-]

You guys are forgetting the superiority of the Nokia!

#141 to #96 - milkandmore

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Yeah everyone is so caught up with the iphone. You have to admit though the iPhone 4S and the upcoming iPhone 5 are really good phones - better than most even. But with things like the HTC one X and Samsung S3 no one realises that they're are actually great phones, on par with the iPhones.

#255 to #141 - christopherdolan

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(06/15/2012) [-]

I have to agree, but in my eyes, the only thing apple does better than android on phones, is the camera and the ******** selection of apps. They are good phones, but calling it the best phone ever is in my opinion stupid, because the s3, the one x, etc, are just superior phones in almost every way.

#266 to #255 - anon id: c38d1aeb

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(06/16/2012) [-]

and to be honest (not trying to argue with you or anything) the only reason Iphone has more aps is because there aren't as many devices. app designers only really need like 1 version to work on all iphones but android has hundreds or different devices. just to add that in there. :)

#214 to #96 - anon id: 7524c39a

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(06/15/2012) [-]

It is true though. The iphone specializes on user interface.

HTC one X is difficult to use if you're like 76% of the world. We on the other hand eoy complete phone control. We can mod the shot out of the android.

#263 to #96 - ohitshim

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(06/15/2012) [-]

honestly, I myself am, a professional motion graphics created and digital designer, I'm pretty sure I know what complex is, I have an iPhone, because of three things, it's crystal clear fast and is easy to use. Now don't get me wrong I've used Pc's and droids before I think that they are great, but the reason why I use an iPhone is because of the simplicity, when I'm just waling around and want to use my phone I don't want to have to think about such complex things that I can do, when i can just simply tap an app to use it. Droids are great phones ill give you that but don't just say that iPhone users are dumb because they want one because they are easier to use.

#267 to #263 - christopherdolan

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(06/16/2012) [-]

Yea, but that wasn't really my problem here. They come right in my face and claim that i was a stupid ass bitch for not buying an iphone, when its not my fault theyre too retarded use a little more advanced phone. Of course the 4s is a great phone, but a LOT of people buy it only because of the white fruit on the back. And im sure thats what the people i were talking about did. And on top of that, they call it in the best phone ever, with no real REASONS, they jst want it for the swagger i guess.
I can agree with people like you, who comes up with reasons, but claiming a phone the best in the world only because its simplycity is just weird in my opinion.

#250 to #11 - iamnotcreative **User deleted account**

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#262 to #11 - someguyfromazoo

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(06/15/2012) [-]

My mom uses an iPhone...

#150 to #11 - DeCoste

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(06/15/2012) [-]

im only getting one because my phone and ipod broke in the same day...so why not just kill 2 birds with one stone
<pic unrelated

#163 to #11 - anon id: 30577564

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(06/15/2012) [-]

ouch

#97 to #11 - anon id: b15cfd6d

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(06/15/2012) [-]

i haz mac book and me dun't think your rite!!!

#161 to #97 - spacefield

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(06/15/2012) [-]

dat pic

#175 to #97 - davegrowl

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(06/15/2012) [-]

dat gif

#168 to #97 - captainrattrap

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Then think about how half of them own iphones...

also, that gif is spectacular

#251 to #97 - Bloodtobleed

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Does it make me stupid if I had no idea what this was a picture of until I saw this gif?

#50 to #11 - anon id: b55e83b1

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Holy **** you're original hating on the iPhone to get some thumbs. You must be the first person to do that. EVAR!

#56 to #50 - panicordie

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(06/15/2012) [-]

oh calm your ass down. If you can't take a joke you probably shouldn't be here

#103 to #56 - buckoman

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Relax. He's anonymous. Unless easily proven beyond a reasonable doubt, he's just trying to make you mad.

#74 to #50 - EdwardNigma

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(06/15/2012) [-]

And you're SO original bitching about people not being original in a sarcastic manner. And now I'm not original.

The plot thickens.

#114 to #50 - colbraabb

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#254 to #11 - markuslammi

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(06/15/2012) [-]

omg, i haz iphone u must be racist yolo

#210 to #11 - pitos

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(06/15/2012) [-]

**** you mac is better than PChit in every way. no viruses do you got to say? exactly cunt. ******* cheeper too.

#249 to #210 - dashdashdash

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(06/15/2012) [-]

how old are you...

#259 to #210 - anon id: 4d75484c

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Mac is cheaper* than PC? Since when? Did they make that change on the same day 7-11 released the chicken flavor Slurpee?

#244 to #210 - kirluu

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(06/15/2012) [-]

http://bits.blogs.nytimes [dot] com/2012/04/06/widespread-computer-virus-indicates-mac-users-no-longer-safe/
Here's ya link.

#243 to #210 - kirluu

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Actually, Mac OS has been breached now. Don't have a source for it though.

#36 to #11 - chronicbiatch

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(06/15/2012) [-]

So true! Thats why I have a blackberry, **** ******. Blackberries do screen shots as well.

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#46 to #45 - chronicbiatch

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(06/15/2012) [-]

how the actual **** did you guess that? You must have an iPhone, if your that ******* psychic!

#260 to #46 - hippymofuka

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#258 to #46 - jakectiz

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#49 to #46 - anon id: 3ec41f0f

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(06/15/2012) [-]

You're*

#51 to #49 - chronicbiatch

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(06/15/2012) [-]

you're anon, shh.

#64 to #51 - vanquishyjs

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(06/15/2012) [-]

I'm not, so **** you.

#68 to #64 - Dun

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(06/15/2012) [-]

lol torn apart.

#147 to #68 - gardenjustice

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(06/15/2012) [-]

**gardenjustice rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at What the fuck is that? NOPE NOPE NOPE ** Guys it's just a phone, calm down.

#160 to #147 - venilly

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(06/15/2012) [-]

imma just leave this here

#253 to #160 - Bloodtobleed

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Oh god damn it

#127 to #51 - TheDutchBoy

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(06/15/2012) [-]

blackberry is for sluts who are constantly texting other sluts.

#117 to #36 - bdevils

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(06/15/2012) [-]

my last phone was a blackberry curve. Worst phone I have ever owned.

#81 to #36 - asmodeu

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(06/15/2012) [-]

iPhones do screenshots as well...

#18 - AmandaNicole

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(06/15/2012) [-]

MFW my name is Amanda, and I'm now self conscious about smelling like cheese..

#27 to #18 - Lmaoplanes

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(06/15/2012) [-]

tits or gtfo. rule of the internet.

#106 to #27 - dubstrips

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#57 to #18 - vigorion

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#25 to #18 - justabout

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(06/15/2012) [-]

hey this is crazy but heres a cute animal
eat it maybe?

#39 to #18 - frohtastic

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(06/15/2012) [-]

meh, as long as you bring the wine

#52 to #39 - bananaananas

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(06/15/2012) [-]

every good wine needs a cracker..so she'll need that too.

#61 to #52 - heartlessrobot

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Well, maybe she IS a cracker.

#30 to #18 - traviver

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(06/15/2012) [-]

I've met 9 or so Amandas.
None of them smelled like cheese.
Statistics now say that there is about a 10% chance that you do.
I'd say the odds are in your favor.

#109 - tobiaswhelan

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#40 - barpmeep

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(06/15/2012) [-]

since when was smelling like cheese a bad thing?

#48 to #40 - AnonsForSure

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(06/15/2012) [-]

There are sorts of cheese that you really, really don't wanna smell like.

#169 - hardcoreman

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(06/15/2012) [-]

seems legit

#179 to #169 - thefjmonsterr

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(06/15/2012) [-]

**thefjmonsterr rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Wizard ** MFW. I ******* lol'd.

#208 to #179 - zombieloan

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**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Epic Title ** ********

#67 - Jakeisanawesomeguy

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(06/15/2012) [-]

**Jakeisanawesomeguy rolled a random image posted in comment #225 at Problem: Solved ** What his date looked like.

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#54 to #44 - champaigne

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(06/15/2012) [-]

^ FAKE!

#84 to #54 - gabogle

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(06/15/2012) [-]

Nah, man that's legit as ****.

#197 - fodalulz

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**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #13475 at Slice of Life thread II ** phones face when the guy uses it to shove up his ass while watching horses play