Friend Zone Rant. sorry if there's errors didn't feel like proof-reading. Friend zone rant {not a complaint just read you might get some info} Hey guys so today
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Friend Zone Rant

sorry if there's errors didn't feel like proof-reading

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Friend zone rant {not a complaint just read you might get some info}
Hey guys so today l wanna talk about the friendszone. TE you guys
don' t know what it is, let me explain it to you. Pretend you meet
a girl. Shes everything you want in a girl and she also enjoys to
hang out with you. You guys do everything together hang out,
rhmm: . whatever. you then naturally start to form feelings
for her and so one day you gather" your courage and ask her out.
U: a: Er: o: she denies you and just wants to stay friends. welcome
to the friend zone. so what do you do? you get depressed, you wallow,
complain. what that pisses me off is that when someone from
the friend zone complains, its always towards the girl the guy
they make make it seem as though the girl is
a retard for not choosing the guy or a bitch. and of course many
others have also been through this experience we all have and so many
others join in. First of all there are many reasons why the girl may
have denied you its just for no fucking reason. l.) your appearance.
most friend zones l see are due to the fact that the guy looks
ugly or and the girl can be the hot, same or even worse.
but if she' s worse or same why not just date the guy then?" It' s
because we all want to do better, we want someone who can look the best
for our standards and though its painful but true, most people
today don' t look on the inside just the outside. 2.} personality. Nat
once have l heard form someone that' s in the friend zone describe
themselves. We automatically think "well he' s not bad looking why
didn' t she date him" maybe because the guy is a total asshole or maybe
that the girl didn' t like, him for his personality in general. maybe
she likes assholes and the guy is sweet or maybe she likes jocks but
the guy is the geek it all varies. Cl.) maybe she has some else on her
eyes. Finallyy 4.} she actually values the friendship. And your
probably thinking "well thats stupid thats an obvious lie" is it now?
think about it... let' s pretend you do date, perfect right? now lets
pretend theres trouble in paridise and guys break up. what now?
all those years of fun you two had go down the drain and are only
memories and if your lucky you still be friends but it will be a lil
more awkward. also us guys do it too. we may have the one friend that
has great personality but she may be ugly, or weird and they try to
make advances towards us but we deny them. why? as said before we want
someone better its sad but true. So guys PLEASE before complaining and
wallowing over the friendszone just remember there are plenty of fish
in the see so just keep swiming. Sorry l wrote a novel wish l had
this much effort in my schoolwork. >.
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Submitted: 06/14/2012
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#4 - ginginhunter ONLINE (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
finally someone has the balls to say that
#6 - anokata (06/14/2012) [-]
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#13 - fishinyourface ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
would it KILL you to make a few paragraphs?  I don't know how many times I lost my spot....good points though.
would it KILL you to make a few paragraphs? I don't know how many times I lost my spot....good points though.
#12 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
LOL. People taking friendzone jokes seriously.
Alot of the time, I find that me and my friends who were personally all friendzoned at one point can laugh because it happened, not because we're ganging up on women and a pile of hate or anger. Why does everyone think that just because we laugh at these jokes we seem them as the bible?

I know that although I may not be the most popular boy at school, and hell, I'm even a little awkward sometimes, I'll still have my day. It's always people going "lololol you're such a beta-faggot" that gets on our nerves, not relatively innocent women that just don't like us.

So Jesus Fucking Christ Funnyjunk calm down the anti-friendzone backlash already. It stopped being funny awhile ago.
#10 - dvdlhama (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's really accurate. I'm a girl and my friend asked me out. I kindly denied, telling him that we should stay friends. Now, we avoid eye contact when we see eachother down the hall. It makes me sad bexause he was a really cool guy... :(
#9 - exrflarion (06/16/2012) [-]
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I had a girl as a friend once. i've been with her for like 4 years and i leave her like that after all these years laughing. Realizing this now i want to met her after this 3 years not meeting her.

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#2 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
3. Has her eyes on someone else.
#15 - adventurergr (06/21/2012) [-]
This is about the poorliest-written anti-friendzone post I've ever seen. Not just because of awful english (like the lack of capital letters in the first words of most new phrases) and presentation (PARAGRAPHS, LEARN THEM!) , It even contradicts itself. At the start it says that the guy and girl do everything together and have a lot of fun, then point no2 is that the guy is probably an asshole. D'oh!

And as for reason no4? That's probably the one reason that friendzoned guys have every right to complain about. Not only is it illogical, as once the guy has asked the girl out, there is next to zero possibility of it ever returning to the way it was whether she agrees or not, it also shows a girl that is too afraid and too chicken to take a single risk in her life, even when the potential rewards are as significant as having an ideal boyfriend. If that is one of the main reasons for the friendzoning, then that makes her an extremely weak person who has yet to learn how to really live her life.

tl;dr , yeah, 90% of the friendzone posts are stupid, but your post is much worse than theirs.
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