Spongebob Logic

But without the sun we would die!
The only solution is....TWO SUNS!

DOUBLE SUN POWER!

Two red suns and we can all fly around like superman

Wow cool

You should never expect an episode where completely normal things happen.

Yeah, we definitely shouldn't expect logical things in Spongebob, like fish not being able to form an underwater society.

it's a talking sponge, the logic ends there.

me too :D

noir version!

L.A Noir?

When I first saw this, imagining Clancy Brown's deep ass voice laughing like a high pitched maniac, I nearly died.

and have another one on the house

Right in the childhood.

That was one of the weirdest fucking episodes

I have a form of synesthesia that makes my brain respond to different sounds as colours. (For example, my guinea pigs are behind me right now, chirping seafoam and mauve.) I know it's not the same as putting headphones on your eyes, but you can see music.
Also, if you put an earbud in your mouth or nose, you can hear it. So.

Aren't they swimming in some sort of sludgy goo? I figured that's why it's called Goo Lagoon.

I think it'd be fairly easy for a fish to drown in something it can't filter through it's gills.

YYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Do you smell that smell? It's a smelly smell that smells kinda..... Smelly.

Says he cut off his left arm with a chainsaw

His left arm is the only limb clearly visible.

He also eats his arms in a popcorn bag, so

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