Teachers these days

Sorry man, I hadn't seen it before.

Gotta love funnyjunk nowadays. OP apologizes for repost - gets -20 thumbs. Well tickle my belly and call me Samantha, but I'm thumbing him up.

inb4 red thumb shitstorm

I love you.

Stop lying OP.
Of course you've seen it somewhere, or is it just a coincidence that the text exactly matches that of the age old joke we've heard hundreds of times?

SHIT MAN YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS

I MEAN
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THAT
IT WAS JUST A SHOT IN THE DARK AND I GOT IT

the only math I know....

Oh dear. I did the problem in my head, for the lols. I got 0.
I may be retarded.

your word is NiggerFaggot
contestant #2: can i have a synonym
judge: Pineapple
Contestant #2: really?
Judge: No not really

I still love you, here's a hug. I hope it lessens your anger.

1 solar mass.

2nd grade? I learned this in 5th grade and I was a year ahead in math...

I know the question can't be answered regardless, I'm pointing out the mistake in it.

Troll harder.

Good luck having access to google while taking an exam.

boom bitch

fuck you beat me to it...my picture didn't load at first.

this guy helped me pass through two years of advanced level of history

You know there are many places that require you to turn your phones in before every exam right?

Just realized you said in not off....thats why you carry two phones or say you dont have a phone...take one of my wallpapers as tribute

Saturns gravitational pull is a bit less rough on me!
YOU NEVER LOVED ME

BABAY IM SORRY, I CAN CHANGE! I GOT RINGS THERE SMALLER IN DIAMETER AND NOT EASILY VISIBLE, BUT I ONLY GOT ONE EYE AND ITS FOR YOU!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR!?

IO IS PISSED NOW!!

That was funny did you guys 'planet'?

No, that was just as surprising to me.

People can't google the mass of moons in an exam.

I bet you couldn't calculate a Standard Dick Year.

From here to Andromeda is 10^34 Standard Dick years away.
A standard dick year is based off of the worldwide average for dick size.
Metric is based off of individual dick size.
This is what me and a group of sophisticates do in our spare time.
pathetic right?

Is that like the beard second used by nuclear physicists? How would one calculate a dick year? What is the measurement based off of? Change in length from flacid to erect? Also, do you have any other comical units of measurement?

Possibly, I've never heard of that
If I remember correctly it's based on the conversion of miles to 1 lightyear.
and then taking the amount of erect inches (~5.5 inches) and multiplying it by the amount of miles, I'm not sure, I didn't do much of the calculating, I just thought of the idea.
We never did Flacid, because you couldn't travel a distance that had a property of floppyness. and not that I'm aware of. I've been working on a liquid one but its rather hard to think of one.

seeing as liquids are always liquid and thus always measured the same. I suppose something measured in a container. Like an asshole full of milk.

Well, i just calculated the uterliter to be 0.58905 liters.

Well, you could take the average volume of a penis: 5.5” of Length X 4.5” Girth – approximately 8.86 cubic inches, convert it to ounces: 4.9094372284400 US Fluid Ounces and there you have it. One dickounce is 4.9094372284400 US Fluid Ounces