Sc I' m at the bar, drinking with
same guys T wark with. We' re all
shitfaced when a group of wemen
walk in, and cne catches my eye...
Tell her ycu oculd dc things her that
ycu wouldnt dc a farm animal."
Oculd that really wark?"
It' s haw T met my ex wife."
Accd enaugh fer me... lets dc this."
Be T walk up the hattest cne
and busted that shit cut...
I' d rather fuck a gcat than fuck you."
Awkward silence, then...
You fucked that cne up, didn' t ycu?"
Sc i walked back my friends,
laughing their asses eff.
friend... she wanted me give
ycu her number... dcn' t fuck
this cne up tee, lcl"