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funny sexist jokes
jack and iill went up the hill jack could lick fanny jack got a shed: and a mouth full of
coda becuase iill was a pre op nanny
what yen do when your dish washer breaks? slap her and tell her to get back to work...
how many men does it take to e}: en a beer?
it should be op en when she brings it to yen
whats a wemons point of view? the kitchen win dew
why did the girl cross the road? better question, why was she out of the bitch en?
What do yen do when your weman is bitching at yen in the livingroom? Shorten her chain.
a woman gets hit by a drunk male driver and dies, whise fault is it?
the woman' s for being outside of the kitchen.
hew u turn m dish washer inte a snew blower...? hand the bitch a shovel
i was gonna get my mom a watch fer christmas... then i realized theres a cloak en the stove
If wemen think they aren' t meant to cook, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?
Why did ged make wemen last? an he didn' t want anyine telling him what
Why do men en average die before women?
Te get some quiet time.
i am not trying to offend anyone with these. i just think
they are funny. i am a woman myself, but i can actually
take a joke. =]
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Submitted: 04/22/2010
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#3 - MJK (04/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Not true! I am a woman and I find that extremely amusing. What is even more amusing is the men that actually think that way.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm 13 and I feel strongly about this topic and to think that people like you (I still cant believe your a woman) would post this let or lone think its amusing or funny makes me sick. You said you weren't trying to offend anyone but guess what, its to late for that you sexist person. Its not about being able to take a joke its weather you were taught to stand up for yourself and other women in our extremely sexist society. I do not know how old you are but it saddens me that you don't feel differently about this and I hope no one and I mean absolutely no one ends up with an attitude like you in my generation because we don't need any more sexist people in the world is telling young girls and women that this is ok AND ITS NOT!!!!!!! you are an appalling influence and although only a few people have seen this stuff like this is impacting our modern society greatly and you need to stop i hope you have seen this and will think twice but i don't think you will what a shame you disgust me!
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2012) [-]
i know if u dont want to hear them then why the **** are you looking at them

User avatar #1 - Butt Nuggit (04/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
guess what? in real life [yeah, bummer] any given woman would beat the living **** out of you for saying something like this
User avatar #4 to #1 - onyxrose (04/22/2010) [-]
im a chick and i wouldnt; in fact ill probably use a few of these jokes
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
What else can she take
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously, I told some of these jokes to my friends that are girls and they followed up by saying penis jokes. Lighten up :D
#16 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
yer but penis jokes are not suppose to be highly offensive or ******* sexist.
User avatar #9 - Lintutu (04/23/2010) [-]
Sir, you did not offend me :D i lol'd hard on these jokes. Tomboys ftw!
User avatar #7 - SwedishNinja (04/22/2010) [-]
Ya, don't get the wrong idea and tell this to a girl/girlfriend/wife.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2012) [-]
Wanna hear a joke?

Womens rights.

User avatar #10 - TheCourageWolf (04/23/2010) [-]
Question: why dont women have drivers licences?

Answer: because there are no roads between the bedroom and the kitchen. :D
User avatar #8 - sXeknockout (04/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i lol'd at these jokes and im a girl
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