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    #474 - Aiwatcher
    Reply-23
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    The Westburo Baptist Church is non-violent.
    They don't kill gays.
    They don't lynch blacks.
    They don't bomb abortion clinics.
    They simply attract a lot more media attention than any other ****** American church.
    #600 to #474 - Aiwatcher
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    I'M FROM AMERICA.
    I CALLED THE WBC A ****** AMERICAN CHURCH.
    I DID NOT CALL CHURCHES ******.
    I DID NOT CALL AMERICA ******.
    SHUT THE **** UP ALL OF YOU.
    #585 to #474 - Spectricity
    Reply-1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    It's a nice country if you actually go there...
    It's a nice country if you actually go there...
    #482 to #474 - triggerhappywolf
    Reply+6
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    hey person from other country... check the pic
    hey person from other country... check the pic
    User avatar#488 to #482 - oxan
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    This obnoxious behaviour is why people hate you.
    #490 to #488 - triggerhappywolf
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    User avatar#493 to #490 - oxan
    Reply+2
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    I'm from Australia.
    User avatar#530 to #493 - blastinawf
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    A lot of American explorers actually visit Australia now since they found out we have the purest species of ******* on the planet.
    #498 to #493 - triggerhappywolf
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    #601 to #498 - drimsical
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    and that makes us... ******* badass
    and that makes us... ******* badass
    #591 to #498 - anon id: 20509f99
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    TO:triggerhappywolf
    ADDRESS: another fu***ng planet
    FROM:an american with more brain cells than you

    you do realise that not only are australians allies with us, but our Marines are over there training with them, right? they fight alongside us. what have YOU done to help the world except sit on your butt all day?
    User avatar#581 to #498 - grimsho
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Just stop while you're already behind in the argument
    User avatar#533 to #498 - iraultima
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Also it was the UK's prisoners, yeah the UK is in Europe but there is a distinct difference between a country and a continent.
    User avatar#542 to #533 - oxan
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Slow it down, man. We can only teach him one thing at a time.
    User avatar#521 to #498 - iraultima
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    I would argue that the US shouldn't have them, considering they are the only people to ever use them and were the people that first constructed them.......
    #520 to #498 - BobVader**User deleted account**
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    #529 to #520 - triggerhappywolf
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    #584 to #529 - grimsho
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    lol   
>USA has the most nuclear weapons on the planet (pointing out that america is over-weaponised)   
>****** try to take them from us, we'll blow you to ****   
   
You missed the point, asshat   
   
And it's true, America preaches that they are trying to protect the world by removing large-scale weapons from unfit hands, yet they have enough nuclear warheads to drop 8 nukes on every single high population area in the world. And it's people like you that makes it clear how unfit America is to hold that amount of firepower (nobody in the world should.)
    lol
    >USA has the most nuclear weapons on the planet (pointing out that america is over-weaponised)
    >****** try to take them from us, we'll blow you to ****

    You missed the point, asshat

    And it's true, America preaches that they are trying to protect the world by removing large-scale weapons from unfit hands, yet they have enough nuclear warheads to drop 8 nukes on every single high population area in the world. And it's people like you that makes it clear how unfit America is to hold that amount of firepower (nobody in the world should.)
    #539 to #529 - BobVader**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#545 to #539 - oxan
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    He's not trolling. But the moment he's backed into a corner and can't think of a response, he'll claim he is.
    User avatar#538 to #529 - oxan
    Reply+2
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    That's call progress, bro. The more time passes, the better weapons we get.

    How does it feel knowing that Germany is once again about to become a world superpower, despite the restrictions on their military.
    #517 to #498 - syis
    Reply+3
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Bitch, please, calm your horses
    Bitch, please, calm your horses
    User avatar#506 to #498 - oxan
    Reply+2
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Well, I suppose I can talk about the Siege of Tobruk. Fifty Australian soldiers were killed during the assault, and 27,000 Italians were captured. We then held out for a few months against Rommel.

    Nowadays, Australian Special Forces are running around Afghanistan taking out strategic targets, and such, while our Mentoring and Reconstruction Task Force has been rebuilding the area while training ANA Troops and local police.

    We're taxing companies for the amount of Carbon they produce while looking at renewable energy to try and ****** the climate (your motorised scooters might be to blame for that).

    But at the end of the day, I haven't done any of this. Nor did you, personally, land on the moon, or stop terrorists. At the end of the day, you're just a flag-waving nationalist prick, and no one likes that. Call me when you, yourself, actually make a difference in this world.
    #523 to #506 - triggerhappywolf
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    User avatar#527 to #523 - oxan
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Not really, you're just an obnoxious prick, as I stated earlier.

    Your country was founded on freedom and liberty, get you operate prisons in other countries so you can avoid giving them the same rights as the people in your country.

    Your poverty and unemployment rate is huge for a 'first world country'. Perhaps, if you love your country so much, you should go volunteer at a soup kitchen and help your countrymen.
    #555 to #527 - triggerhappywolf
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    User avatar#563 to #555 - oxan
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    I've done fund-raising for multiple charities several years in a row. I've payed half of the money for a video game a kid wanted but didn't have enough money for while I was working multiple times. I'll be donating blood soon. When I have the choice, I'm donating all of my organs.

    I can't even think of the amount of times I've run over to someone lying in the street to ask if they're okay.

    Just little things like that. Being underage, I can't just go out to a shelter and help, but I do what I can.
    #572 to #563 - triggerhappywolf
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    User avatar#574 to #572 - oxan
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Leukemia Foundation and the Heart Foundation are the most recent. I've also done things for the Cancer Council, but not officially (just randomly helping friends who are actually signed up for it and ****, by fundraising with them, etc) and I helped out with the World's Greatest Shave.

    You're the only one getting crazy, bro.
    #526 to #523 - iraultima
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    That doesn't look like a US flag to me......
    That doesn't look like a US flag to me......
    #531 to #526 - triggerhappywolf
    Reply-4
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    ok, every army has at least one very bad @$$ guy. i could say a single US bomber took out an entire city in japan, we did that twice
    #544 to #531 - BobVader**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#540 to #531 - iraultima
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Bit of a difference there and Gurkha's do that sort of thing all the time, they are trained to take on enemies with firearms using a knife.
    User avatar#534 to #531 - oxan
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    How's killing civilians going for you, bro? Only you would glorify that.
    #560 to #534 - icantusecaps**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#566 to #560 - oxan
    Reply-1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    There were more ways to make Japan surrender without the bloodshed. You could've easily bombed somewhere else and said you're going to bomb them unless they surrender. ****** simple.
    #599 to #566 - grimsho
    Reply+1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Admittedly, and remember that this was at the climax of the war, the US sent Japan warnings and told them to surrender, wanting to avoid the highly inevitable battle between the US and Japan vying for control of the Pacific Ocean, but Japan wouldn't back down. Bombing Hiroshima was tactical, even if the amount of civilian deaths was extremely cruel and evil, there were multiple military bases in and around the city, which was why it was chosen.   
HERE'S where it goes downhill. 3 days later America bombs Nagasaki of course, but this was a pointless waste of countless lives, again, civilians (I'm not sure of the military presence around Nagasaki), and was mainly for the US to show off their muscles to Russia, the next biggest nuclear power in the world. 3 days is a very short amount of time, and after Hiroshima, Japan was scrambling, trying to become organised and was leaning towards surrendering, but America would have none of that nonsense and jumped the gun to blow them to smitherines.    
   
tl;dr: Hiroshima was the right thing for the US to do at the time   
Nagasaki was equivilant to kicking a guy in the balls while he's on the ground due to the ball-kick you just gave him 3 seconds ago, just to make you look cooler in front of your friends. Except instead of bruised balls it was the deaths of millions of civilians.
    Admittedly, and remember that this was at the climax of the war, the US sent Japan warnings and told them to surrender, wanting to avoid the highly inevitable battle between the US and Japan vying for control of the Pacific Ocean, but Japan wouldn't back down. Bombing Hiroshima was tactical, even if the amount of civilian deaths was extremely cruel and evil, there were multiple military bases in and around the city, which was why it was chosen.
    HERE'S where it goes downhill. 3 days later America bombs Nagasaki of course, but this was a pointless waste of countless lives, again, civilians (I'm not sure of the military presence around Nagasaki), and was mainly for the US to show off their muscles to Russia, the next biggest nuclear power in the world. 3 days is a very short amount of time, and after Hiroshima, Japan was scrambling, trying to become organised and was leaning towards surrendering, but America would have none of that nonsense and jumped the gun to blow them to smitherines.

    tl;dr: Hiroshima was the right thing for the US to do at the time
    Nagasaki was equivilant to kicking a guy in the balls while he's on the ground due to the ball-kick you just gave him 3 seconds ago, just to make you look cooler in front of your friends. Except instead of bruised balls it was the deaths of millions of civilians.
    #605 to #599 - icantusecaps**User deleted account**
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    #505 to #498 - roliga
    Reply-5
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Argument over, this guy knows his ****
    Argument over, this guy knows his ****
    #508 to #505 - triggerhappywolf
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    User avatar#513 to #508 - oxan
    Reply-1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Perhaps you should check your notifications...
    #525 to #513 - triggerhappywolf
    Reply-1
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    he just took a long time to respond
    #478 to #474 - toonlinktwentytwo
    Reply+12
    (06/15/2012)[-]
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    #494 to #478 - Aiwatcher
    Reply-2
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    Why did I get thumbed down?
    and lol to you. Thumb.
    #501 to #494 - anon id: 78163a55
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    you called american church's ****** i resent that statment.
    you called american church's ****** i resent that statment.
    #507 to #501 - Aiwatcher
    Reply0
    (06/15/2012)[-]
    I didn't. I called it one of America's ****** churches. No where in there did I call all American churches ******. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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