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#101 - walkingdisaster (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey Atheists

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defocating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and told the most prayers at church. What religious activites do you take part in, other than "Worshipping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

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User avatar #165 to #101 - yaarun (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey Christian haters

My name is irrelevant for this matter, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a different opinion. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a scientific research paper? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the facts but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Einstein's tomb.

bla bla bla, subtle suggestions that mary was just knocked up and afraid to admit it, more butthurt ******** . You are all morons who should just learn some facts. Thanks for listening.
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