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#101 - walkingdisaster (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey Atheists

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defocating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and told the most prayers at church. What religious activites do you take part in, other than "Worshipping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible
User avatar #165 to #101 - yaarun (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey Christian haters

My name is irrelevant for this matter, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a different opinion. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a scientific research paper? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the facts but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Einstein's tomb.

bla bla bla, subtle suggestions that mary was just knocked up and afraid to admit it, more butthurt faggotry. You are all morons who should just learn some facts. Thanks for listening.
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