Fucking Beautiful Dining Room Set
Fucking Beautiful Dining Room Set - prohibited
Clearwater) 5 ost
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Are you tired of your shitty particleboard dining room ser? Do you want some fucking regal shit to park your ass on
while you consume disgusting amounts of Thanksgiving turkey? Look no further, cause " .
This set was made by the badasses at Bernhardt Furniture in North Carolina - and those Tar Heels know how to
make soree nice shit. The wood is a light grain and really fucking substantial - heavy duty shit, unlike that
paperthin nos that might watt away if you turn the AC up too high.
There are eight bad ass chairs and one big, tankyness china cabinet at come with the table Two of the chairs are
tor those who have a little cap' n in them. Everyone else gets the normal shit-
Anyway, here are the fucking dimensions:
Tame is 44" W X 76" L
Comes with 2 leafs that are each 44" W x aam. When both of these goddamn leafs are used table opens to a
massive 112" in length- Easily seats 10. Hope you like your family!
We' ll also give you some covers to protect the leafs when you "forget" to invite the
China Cabinet is 72" W it 89 112" H it 18 112 " D
Base is 72" W x 31TH x 18 112" D
Display case is 72" W x 59 " D it 18 112" D
And because you' re making a significant (and WISE) investment in this gorgeous fucking set, we' re including our
custom pad to protect the top of the fucking table from crazy ass toddlers, angry spouses, and unruly pets.