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#120 - N. Korean citizen (06/14/2012) [-]
How fat is my mom?... Go!
User avatar #226 to #120 - gameshredder (06/14/2012) [-]
yo mama so fat she went to The GAP and filled it.
#218 to #120 - N. Korean citizen (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo momma is so fat, every time she turns it's her birthday.
User avatar #215 to #120 - Churd ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
your momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
User avatar #212 to #120 - Darianvincent (06/14/2012) [-]
Your mom is so fat she collapsed into herself like a neutron star.
#205 to #120 - aboondocksaint (06/14/2012) [-]
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She will be pretty only after she starves herself and throws up. Thin is best.
#202 to #120 - nottherealbritney (06/14/2012) [-]
yo momma so fat, your father no onger finds her attractive, and their relationship is in danger
#198 to #120 - spangle (06/14/2012) [-]
Your mom is so fat, she should try dieting.
User avatar #196 to #120 - PlagueDoctor (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo momma's so supid she takes a coke light bottle with her into a dark room
User avatar #156 to #120 - davidlurk (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo momma so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven, and she fell from the sky and crushed a bus.
#154 to #120 - iamzombie (06/14/2012) [-]
yo momma so fat she is the reason earth has gravity
#185 to #154 - tobiaswhelan (06/14/2012) [-]
Your mom is so stupid she was telling mom jokes at an orphanage.
#204 to #185 - heartlessrobot (06/14/2012) [-]
I've done that before.
User avatar #152 to #120 - thecanadiankush (06/14/2012) [-]
your momma so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
User avatar #149 to #120 - timeagain (06/14/2012) [-]
yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain declared her an island
#148 to #120 - cheffox (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over, we loose an hour of daylight.
User avatar #143 to #120 - memeinmycoffee (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a buffet she doesn't get seconds, she gets minutes.
User avatar #140 to #120 - frankwest (06/14/2012) [-]
Your mother is so fat that she's at serious risk for diabetes.
#137 to #120 - iamyourshoelace (06/14/2012) [-]
Yo momma so fat her Splash Attack does damage.
User avatar #135 to #120 - TardytheTurtle (06/14/2012) [-]
yo momma's so fat that when she visits rome, it has 8 hills
#124 to #120 - subwaylegend (06/14/2012) [-]
Your mom is so fat that she can have sex with your dad and her lover at the same time without them noticing eachother
#165 to #124 - xsaberman **User deleted account** (06/14/2012) [-]
yo momma's so fat she died
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