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dubs decides my facebook status. i will give proof. i'm bored.
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**cmbhearts rolls 07** last night i picked up a hooker and brought her back to my hotel room. she was a large woman i took her home and allowed her to sit on my face. then i sat on her back and made her crawl through the hallway. many people looked out of their windows and admired my control of the wild beast but feared her size. they began to scream at her and throw things at us. we fled to the room and cried together in the bathtub. animal control knocked at the door. i couldnt let them take her. i drowned her in the bathtub and dragged her into the main room. i stored her underneath the bed and waited as they searched my room. when they had left i crawled under the bed with her and held her. caressed every fold. then i realized she would be okay without me. i kissed her and emerged from the bed. and that was the best night of my life.