How men pee

What if those children are actually part of the metaphor?

Children aren't part of the metaphor because it's hard as fuck to piss with a boner.

...the fuck?
<- dont you mean like this?

Not part of the metaphor for you

not unless you are R kelly!

Am i the only one who isn't like the second pic? I piss actually lasers. It drives my cat wild.

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**gregredz rolled a random image posted in comment #5425938 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I immediately saw children

mmmmm you bet your ass the children are part of the metaphor!

the metaphor is the real funny thing in it

I know it doesn't come out with pin-point accuracy...but if you're pissing like in the second image, you might want to see a doctor.

And hire a lawyer.

I like where that is going...

**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at Title **
MFW I pee fountains.

**robertito rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Seems Legit ** MFW I pee after sex

How aliens pee.

it has now become part of it

It's almost like this.....

peeing on children is one of my most favourite pass times
in fact last year i proposed it be made into an olympic sport due to its sheer popularity
however they said no
this made me sad
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