FML. la la la la la. My first bener When I was like 8 or Something, I was heme atone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then
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My first bener
When I was like 8 or Something, I was heme atone with my brothers and I
was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all m a sudden my
dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn' t
know what it was because my Family is full of assholes who didn' t tell me
anything about puberty I was freaking out. I literally started crying and
screaming and I thought it was going fall off and that I was geing to have
to to the hospital and eh my god I think I can honestly say that it was
probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced So then my
brather runs in and sees me and starts laughing I start
crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something
really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and
they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while
I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then
when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all
the boys in our family had it and that Ijust needed to learn control it but I
ceegan' t talk about it with anyine but them because when you have super
pewees you can' t tell anyine er we' ll get jealous villains. So I kept my
secret and I spent leng trying centrel those pewees and I get so
frustrated because I couldn' t get it to cemo back matter hew hard I tried.
Then a peeple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn' t trying) and I was
walking around the house all pread like "oh eberyone look at my powers I
got it" and my mem saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the
truth to me it was really disappointing.
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