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Feels 4
Uploaded by: zombieplayground
I don't know why this one gets me. Maybe it'll get you the same way.
When the first living, thing existed,
I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies,
my job will be finished,
I' ll put the chairs en the tables,
turn out the lights,
and lock the universe
behind me as I leer-
I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies,
my job will be finished,
I' ll put the chairs en the tables,
turn out the lights,
and lock the universe
behind me as I leer-
...
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#91
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LiamNeeson (06/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Pfft, you think that's a deep quote? Try this:
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
-Nicki Minaj
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
-Nicki Minaj
#5
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mosemann (06/13/2012) [+]
(23 replies)
Lord Loss sows all the sorrows of the world,
Lord Loss seeds the grief-starched trees,
In the center of the web, lowly Lord Loss bows his head,
Mangled hands, naked eyes Fangled snaked his soul line Curled inside like textured sin, bloody curdled sheets for skin,
In the center of the web, vile Lord Loss torments the dead,
Over strands of red, Lord Loss crawls Dispensing pain, despising all
Shuns friends, nurtures foes
Ravages hope, breeds woe
Drinks moons, devours suns
Twirls his thumb till the reaper comes,
In the center of the web, lush Lord Loss is all that's left.
Lord Loss seeds the grief-starched trees,
In the center of the web, lowly Lord Loss bows his head,
Mangled hands, naked eyes Fangled snaked his soul line Curled inside like textured sin, bloody curdled sheets for skin,
In the center of the web, vile Lord Loss torments the dead,
Over strands of red, Lord Loss crawls Dispensing pain, despising all
Shuns friends, nurtures foes
Ravages hope, breeds woe
Drinks moons, devours suns
Twirls his thumb till the reaper comes,
In the center of the web, lush Lord Loss is all that's left.
"There is only one god, and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: "Not today!" "
The best representation of death ever is hands down Terry Pratchett's Death.
#97
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rollmania (06/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Titles says "Feels 4", people keep complaining about "not funny content". Fuck logic.
Learn to read.
Learn to read.
Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's Death. He will always be THE stereotypical antropomorphic Death.
Discworld quote thread.
I HAVE ALWAYS DONE MY DUTY AS I SAW FIT.
we know. that is why we are letting you keep the horse.
I HAVE ALWAYS DONE MY DUTY AS I SAW FIT.
we know. that is why we are letting you keep the horse.