Michael Jackson is a vampire. Michael Jackson isn't dead. He is UNdead. When his hair caught on fire during the pepsi commercial he lost a lot of blood. In the  Michael Jackson jacko Vampire conspiracy theory CONSPIRACY THEOR funny humor
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Michael Jackson is a vampire

 
Michael Jackson is a vampire. Michael Jackson isn't dead. He is UNdead. When his hair caught on fire during the pepsi commercial he lost a lot of blood. In the

Michael Jackson isn't dead. He is UNdead. When his hair caught on fire during the pepsi commercial he lost a lot of blood. In the hospital he was given a transfusion from what turned out to be a vampire. He thus expired and reawoke as one of the undead. This is why he became so pale. He had those children sleep at his house not so he could molest them, but so he could drink their blood as the blood of the young keeps him immortal.

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Views: 1736 Submitted: 06/12/2012