Both were very pretty and popular girls, but I told Theo, that if they are willing to fight each other over silly things, then they probably lack the character for a loving relationship.
Theo called both of the girls and told them that it would not work out saying that he was looking for someone with character, class and jello pudding sweaters.
Believe it or not, the same girls that almost fought over him were understanding and knew that they had to change their behavior and puddin pop pie.
Now my son Theo is happily zimboot per hatting with his wife of 25 years, Mrs. pudding pop sweater floopity bing pop.