Bro in distress...

My son, Theo once had two girls fight over him.

Both were very pretty and popular girls, but I told Theo, that if they are willing to fight each other over silly things, then they probably lack the character for a loving relationship.

Theo called both of the girls and told them that it would not work out saying that he was looking for someone with character, class and jello pudding sweaters.

Believe it or not, the same girls that almost fought over him were understanding and knew that they had to change their behavior and puddin pop pie.

Now my son Theo is happily zimboot per hatting with his wife of 25 years, Mrs. pudding pop sweater floopity bing pop.

This gif could come in handy!

Thank you Anon

I love your stories.

that literally made me laugh to tears, i fuckin love bill cosby and that was just majestic!

Third one I've seen. All good. I hope you go far gradualbillcosby.

I friend Requested him so that i could get on his profile and thumb up all of them.

Your pudding... it's so doombop zippity flab boppity boompow!!
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I fucking love this. Funniest thing I've read all day.

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I thought that said "Lets fuck Stove"

GUMMY BEARS!

I found myself moving my head to the right of my screen, trying to get a clear sight down her shirt. Then I realized I was staring at a picture.....

great news, my name is steve

**smercenary rolls 28** This what you were looking for?

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**chroner rolls 251**

Nah man, its having a niiice 96, you know, like 69 just that you rub your butts against each others heads.

**epicmegusta rolls 012,531,255**

NOOOOO!

5x8?

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check mate

Thehomelessman flees!

take this.

Mother of the maker! Dubz!

And the joke's from Sickipedia

Who gives a fuck?

You're awesome.

I love you and your porn.

i'd hit

It's a repost from 9gag.

PEWDIE!

STEPHANO!

PIGGEH!

Fahk...