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I came to funnyjunk to Feel not be bombarded with funny posts

while i will probably be thumbed down for this i will post it anyway....
i hate most country music, but i do like Lynyrd Skynyrd

Except for Johnny Cash, he's great.

i think the reason a lot of people don't like country music is because all the country singers now-a-days sound like they're doing really bad Johnny Cash impersonations.

Except for Johnny Cash, cause he's the mother fucking pimp of the world

Basically every country song goes like this........"I miss my tractor and the horse flies on my boots when the snakes try to eat my toenails".........or so i have heard

music is like candy, you throw away the rappers

I don't know sometimes even black metal can soothe the soul....

I've come to realize that the only country songs I like are the ones about death and miserable shit like that.
But that's because all the other songs are pretty much the same as each other; there's no variety.

I don't want to hear about your dog or your tractor; give me something good.

>is athiest
>legitimately eats pineapple
Where're your bananas, linuxfag?

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If you play a country song backwards you get your car back, your dog back, your house back, and your wife back.

>They don't make them like this anymore...

post irrelevant, i'm batman

Tonight on the weather report : Religion shitstorm hide yo kids and stay the fuck away from it