murderer

Cup my nuts, scream like a little girl, and kick wildly.

this, this is my plan

I assume they'll accept that I have beaten them with my superior deduction skills, and they'll leave, to return at a later day.

i would start wildly pinching my nipples while screaming penut butter ass jelly. that would confuse him and give me time to escape. its pure genius.

Funky shower sex.

Masturbate furiously

try to rape him, duh.

i assume its a dude, cuz if i saw a woman coming at me with a knife id just expect her to cut my sandwich.

wrap curtain around his head
put in headlock
knee in face area multiple times until he goes limp(has to be a guy because if it was a girl this post would be NSFW)
drag his limp body to my basement lock him there with all the illegal immigrants who thought i brought them here for a better life
wait 3 weeks
send out word that another hunt is scheduled
hunters from all over the world swarm to get a chance to be in the hunt for humans
only first 150 that show up are allowed
$1,000,000 buy in
give them all the same kind of gun
when they shoot it it injects them with a paralytic that wears off 6-8 hours later(depends on BMI)
hunt is on a fenced in "wildlife reserve" my family owns
5 hours after i let them in i go through and collect all the people
put them in shipping containers
use my contacts so they don't get checked by customs
the manifest says they are to be dropped off in Greece
in reality it'll be dropped off in Lebanon
Fuck Greece (ruining the pronunciations of awesome foods)
when they are dropped off, at 3:14 am 7 18 wheeler trucks are to load and transport the containers to my families home outside of Beirut
i will follow 4 days later
i will be dropped off at the house at 12:52 pm (has to be or else the plan is ruined)
walk around to the side entrance
open the door
get on the floor
everyone walk the dinosaur

**itrustyoutokillme rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Trolling Level : Chef ** my plan

Turn on the cold water and throw the cat in there.

Piss on him, when he goes what the fuck break out into an auto-chain 52 hit combo dealing 856hp worth of damage. Then with my remaining battle time I'd use my soul link powers to restrict his movements for one turn - during this tim I will charge up my solarbeam and unleash it - since he is in the shower (water) my grass type attack will be super effective dealing a total of 1546hp damage.
Then I'd kick him in the dick and phone the police

Take a shower

piss on him...

Ask him for some toilet paper before he kills me?

flash my cock