zombie OC

My thoughts exactly. If we're dealing with some Dawn of the Dead shit.......we're pretty fucked.

Oh man, if i see zombie dogs prowling my neighborhood, i'm going to off myself..

Don't forget zombie monkeys.

If those are gonna happen...giant zombie spiders? OH FUCK NO!

28 days later Zombies, you do not wanna fuck with them.

If something other than the T-virus got out everyone is screwed when zombies are armed with fucking rocket launchers and ak-47's

What were Dawn of the Dead zombies like?

The dawn of the dead zombies weren't dumb ha, they were fast and knew what they wanted. They couldn't open doors and climb, but they were fast....

when you cut them up or ripped parts off the parts still lived

That's Shawn of the dead, it's a mock up of Dawn of the Dead.

I know its probably impossible, but imagine this motherfucker.

Actually it just might be possible.
You see at any given time humans are only using 1/3 of their muscles for any kind of task, whether it be heavy lifting or writing, it almost never changes, this is to be efficient in the use of your bodies energy.
But if you were to obtain a virus that makes your body ignore this rule, then you average zombie would seem 3 times stronger than your average human, they'd be able to punch clear through a wooden door and rip it off it hinges with one hand and without breaking a sweat.

Left 4 Dead zombies would be the worst...

I always liked the solanum model, but only because in any other scenario I`d be doubly fucked.

zombies=walking dead
when people are dead their blood gets freezes (or what you want to call it) so they can't move.

what?????

**User rolled a random image posted in comment #792 at How /b/ gets women ** it's ok

since he was in that group he was probably infected

Then be made into a feel post

I kinda feel bad for laughing at that...does that mean I still have a part of my soul left?

you sir, just earned a new friend and subscriber, i fucking love that movie

*ma'am

i am sorry, ma'am

no problem in fact i will be watching this movie tonight with some curry and a lollipop

hardcore

i will probably be watching that movie tomorrow, while smoking some dank shit

mellow

dude thats cool

Maybe he's hoping the innocent bystander will pull the pin and commit suicide.

he's just playing along . its peer pressure

Haha, reminds me of Zombie Land, how Bill Murray pretends to be a zombie ^.^

If i had a grenade, i would do the same...
especially if they're not zombies

camp searchlight in the basement of the church.

you, you are awesome and you should feel awesome

We are to stop the zombies...

Nice job fucking up. You're obviously not a true grammar Nazi, because if you were you'd know that "axe" can be spelled ax or axe.

http://en . wikipedia . org/wiki/AX

Fuck you.

what are you trying to tell me? AX is either a surname, a code for åland or a manga.....

so what are you meaning?

The axe, or ax, is an implement that has been used for millennia to shape, split and cut wood; to harvest timber; as a weapon; and as a ceremonial or heraldic symbol. The axe has many forms and specialized uses but generally consists of an axe head with a handle, or helve.

-wikipedia-

if 'ax' is there tomorrow, it's legit.. you do know that wikipedia is constantly monitored and all bullshit information is removed and the person who added the information is most likely blocked

im glad it's a legit source of information

im an army ranger, you know what that means? im going to get deployed first if there is ever a zombie outbreak. FUCK. THAT.

I don't want there to be a zombie apocalypse but it's like I tell everyone; it never heard to study up and prepare. As nerdy as it may seem I believe that with all the drugs, medicine, viruses, parasites, and whatnot out there we're due for a shit storm.

Ok, so when your mother and father walk toward you, you'll have no problem killing them? If you're able to look at them and not recognize them as being the people you have spent your entire life with, rather a couple of monsters, with whom you have no relation, you're fucked in the head.

ive already told my family you get bit you get hit

1. Metallica - Master of Puppets
2. Rise Against - Injection
3. Disturbed - Stricken
4. Red - Lost
5. Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A
6. Linkin Park - What I've Done
7. Metallica - The Unforgiven
8. Lamb Of God - Redneck
9. Above This - Through My Words
10. Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

Thumbed just for the username. Lol.

LOL, thanks

1 Seek and Destroy- Metallica
2 Get Ready to Die- Andrew W.K
3 Be Quick or be dead- Iron Maiden
4 Fade to Black-Metallica
5 Children of the Damned- Iron Maiden
6 Prowler- Iron Maiden
7 Fight 'em til you can't- Anthrax
8 Peace Sells, but Who's Buyin'?
9 Painkiller0 Judas Priest
10 Hell Awaits- Slayer

no. 8 by megadeth

As the Palaces Burn - Lamb of God.
Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse.
Heartwork - Carcass.
Cry My Name - Bloodbath.
Walk with Me in Hell - Lamb of God.
Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse.
Mysterium Coniunctionis (Hermanubis) - Behemoth.
Sick Salvation - Bloodbath.
Eaten - Bloodbath.
Glory to the Brave - Hammerfall.

Dude, Nice taste in music bro!

Right back at ya, bro.

Everything is so violent, I'm not sure the tender moments are really that "tender". Also, I love the Addicted to Vaginal Skin part. Fits perfectly.

Dark Funeral - Angel Flesh Impaled
Dimmu Borgir - Gateways
Bloodbath - Eaten
Disturbed - My Child
Dethklok - Go in to the water
Dying Fetus - Kill your mother, rape your dog
Cannibal Corpse - Evisceration plague
Decapitated - Lying and weak
Dream Evil - Kill, Burn, Be evil
Dream Evil - Bang your head

Not bad.

1: Rise against - Savior
2: Led zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
3: Dream theater - The root of all evil
4: Modestep - Feel good (the Prototypes remix)
5: Metallica - Broken, beat and scarred
6: Netsky - Prisma
7: Cutline - Alive
8: Alter bridge - Metallingus
9: Joe Syntax - Fire engine
10: Rise against - The strength to go on

1. Believe in Nothing - All That Remains
2. Neurotica Rampage - Soilwork
3. Home to Me - All That Remains
4. American Wedding - Frank Ocean
5. Bonfire - Childish Gambino
6. Bitch Suck Dick - Tyler, The Creator feat. Jasper Dolphin & Taco
7. Derezzed - Daft Punk
8. Orange Juice - OFWGKTA (EarlWolf)
9. No Church in the Wild - Jay-Z & Kanye West feat. Frank Ocean
10. Transylvania - Tyler, The Creator

1. Three Days Grace - Get out alive
2. Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
3. Girl Generation - Run Devil Run (idontevenknow)
4. Skillet - Monster
5. Skillet - Awake and Alive
6. Rise Against - The Good Left Undone
7. Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
8. Rise Against - Survive
9. Linkin Park - In the End
10. Legend of Zelda - Song of Healing


Yeah i dont even know why.

I'm only doing the 7th:

Don't stop me now- Queen.
(most of you should get this.)

1. Afterhours - Deadmau5
2. Drain You - Nirvana
3. A Gentlemen's Coup - Rise Against
4. Suiri - Taniuchi Hideki (from Deathnote..)
5. The Approaching Curve - Rise Against
6. Dancing for Rain - Rise Against
7. X Amount of Words - Blue October
8. House of Wolves - My Chemical Romance
9. The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana
10. Citizen Soldiers - 3 Doors Down

My zombie apocalypse has some gay music XD

1) Linkin Park - When They Come For Me
2) Linkin Park - The Catalyst
3) Paramore - Looking Up
4) Linkin Park - The Messenger
5) Linkin Park - Blackout
6) Paramore - All I Wanted
7) Paramore - Turn It Off
8) Of Monsters And Men- Six Weeks
9) Linkin Park- Iridescent
10) Of Monsters And Men - Little Talks

MFW Shuffle mode loves Linkin Park and Paramore

1.Lullaby- Nickelback
2.Feliz Navidad- Jose Feliciano
3.You've got a friend in me- Randy Newman
4.One step at a time- Jordan sparks
5.Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
6.Lola- The Kinks
7.Firework- Katy Perry
8.This Close- Flyleaf
9.Down To My Last- Alter Bridge
10.Party Hard- Andrew Wk

1) Klaypex - Double Vision
2) SkisM - Elixir
3) Sharam - Our Love (Dirtyloud Remix)
4) Felguk - All Night Long (Darth & Vader Remix)
5) Feed Me - Relocation
6) Porter Robinson - Unison
7) deadmau5 - FML Again
8) L'Amere Conspiration - Fallen (The Clamps Remix)
9) Candyland - Koyote
10) Tim Berg - Seek Bromance (Porter Robinson Remix)

1: Slipknot - .execute
2: Turisas - Hunting Pirates
3: Dragonforce - Inside the Winter Storm
4: Slipknot - Tattered & Torn
5: Psycadelic - From the gaping Cavity
6: Bullet for my Valentine - Eye of the Storm
7: Pinkie Guy - Loco
8: CommandSpry - Live to Fly
9: Eddie van Halen - Eruption (??)
10: MachinimaSound - Remember the Dreams

1. Kanye West - Mercy (feat. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz)
2. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
3. Chiddy Bang - Opposite of Adults
4. Ca$h Out - Cashin Out
5. Lupe Fiasco - Around My Way
6. Childish Gambino - So Fly
7. Mac Miller - Loud
8. Drake - Purple Flowers(feat. Wiz Khalifa)
9. Adele - Rumour Has It
10. Drake - Lust For Life

Yup, Im Black

1. The Chosen - Loop Stepwalker & Sinister Souls
2. Out of Control - Vital Techniques & Buchan
3. Fist of Fury - Liquid Stranger
4. Eating Cats - Culprate
5. Dead to Me - Timeline
6. Stay With Me - Owsey & CoMa
7. A Digital Frontier - Adroa
8. Children - Komonazmuk
9. Hollow - Hizzleguy
10. Gorilla Flex (Roksonix King King Remix) - Funtcase

1.Death - Evil Dead
2.Venom - Black Metal
3.Brain Drill - Sadistic Abductive
4.Dismember - Skin Her Alive
5.Entombed - Revel in Flesh
6.Radiohead - How to Disappear Completely
7.Nile - Annihilation of The Wicked
8.Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician
9.Death - Voice of the Soul
10.Bloodbath - Buried by the Dead

1. August Burns Red - Indonesia
2. The Wombats - Party in a Forest (Where's Laura)
3. Turbostaat - Bei Fugbaums
4. The Sleeping - Dearest Mistake
5. Incubus - Pendulous Threads
6. Beck - Ramona (Acoustic Version) / Yeah, that fits..
7. The Sleeping - Still / yup, that fits too...
8. Dispatch - Questioned Apocalypse / aw yeah, I'm on a roll!
9. August Burns Red - White Washed
10. The Silent Comedy - All Saints Day

That's one nice playlist for a zombie apocalypse :O

1.Bassnectar&Jantsen-Blast off
2.Kryptic minds-Alone
3.Bassnectar-Churn of the century
4.Alein pimp & Datacode-Residual Groove
5.Bassnectar & Satr-enter the chamber
6.Serj Tankain-Falling stars
7.Serj Tankain-Gate 21
8.Dominic Ridgeway-We R The Ppl of The Revolution
9.Skism-Power
10.Bassnectar-Voodoo(Bassnectar & ill.gates remix)

1. Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
2. Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie
3. Otep - Confrontation
4. Papa Roach - Never Enough
5. Lordi - Blood Red Sandman
6. Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
7. Cradle of Filth - Tonight in Flames
8. Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
9. Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
10. Within Temptation - Angels

1) Monster - Metal Church
2) Sempiternal Embers - Eluveltie
3) Act One, Scene One - The Fall Of Troy
4) No Shelter - Rage Against the Machine
5) Level Five - King Crimson
6) Sheer Heart Attack - Queen
7) Throw Away Children - Dio
8) Dreamer - Apocalyptica
9) In The Arms Of Sleep - The Smashing Pumpkins
10) Perfect Strangers - Dream Theater

1: Your Dead - The Brains
2: Ladtage - Unknown Artist
3: Its okay ( one blood ) - The Game
4: Carmen - Lana Del Rey
5: Banner - Lights
6: Tryna Change Me - J.Reyez
7: Kyoto - Skrillex Ft Sirah
8: Life goes on - 2PAC
9: If i die 2 nite - 2PAC
10: Dragon Born comes - Malukah

OK im not gunna lie o-o this fits perfectly.

that's what the super zombies are for, like in resident evil 2 and 3, umbrella released mass produced tyrants into the city to fight the military.

because they are mostly idiots