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I think my roommate is stealing not only food but
possibly electronics (camera MPA etcs?
Haven' t caught him in action yet but stuff only went missing after he showed up. The food
doesn' t bother me as bad as the electronics but I' m not sure if I should go looking around
his room, ask an RA, ocaust assumed them pawned for his known drug habits.
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There is a very simple way to catch someone in the act of stealing, a crime that should be
punishable by death.
Make sure that you are of Asian descent as it is important.
Set up your station in his closet. Arm yourself with the katana your father gave you at birth, a
ninja robe, and a simple mask.. Drink about 6 of those 5 hour energies to ensure you won' t
fall asleep and wait. Don' t bring music cause you' ll get distracted. Keep your eyes open for
When he inevitably comes back (assuming he is your roommate and lives in the same
room), pounce him like a lion pounces on a wandering African baby. Make sure to stab him
in the lung. This will give him enough time to repent for his crime (or accuse you of being
wrong as he was just getting his sshma medicine located next to your ipod).
Watch him bleed and feel good about yourself. If you really don' t like him, feel free to
stomp on his testicles. He won' t use them anymore and it' s always fun to do that.
Hope this helps.