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Imagine going throu- - Eurovision
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- The Perfect Drug
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How to lie
Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay, I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract
them from the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I First got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut
brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical
plant, which contaminated the drinking water.
So over time, she' s turned a sickly, color
and there' s nothing that the vet can do to Fix her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
Is Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion: not even sick, is she?
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay, I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract
them from the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I First got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut
brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical
plant, which contaminated the drinking water.
So over time, she' s turned a sickly, color
and there' s nothing that the vet can do to Fix her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
Is Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion: not even sick, is she?
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N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5433672 at FJ Pony Thread ** Dandelion before
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lolfire (06/11/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
Tips for lying;
Try to maintain eye contact around 2/3rd of the time
If you are going to gesture with your hands while lying, make sure they are always in the "palm up" position
Convince yourself that what you're saying is the truth, it stops minor eye twitches that could give you away
Make sure your feet are pointed towards whoever you are lying to
Keep within the personal zone (2-3 meters of the person)
Do Not reach towards your face with your hand, not even to scratch your nose or fix your hair.
When not maintaining eye contact, keep forming a triangle between the two eyes and the forehead of the person you are lying to
Do not keep a monotone voice, raise and lower your pitch while talking
Those should help :)
Try to maintain eye contact around 2/3rd of the time
If you are going to gesture with your hands while lying, make sure they are always in the "palm up" position
Convince yourself that what you're saying is the truth, it stops minor eye twitches that could give you away
Make sure your feet are pointed towards whoever you are lying to
Keep within the personal zone (2-3 meters of the person)
Do Not reach towards your face with your hand, not even to scratch your nose or fix your hair.
When not maintaining eye contact, keep forming a triangle between the two eyes and the forehead of the person you are lying to
Do not keep a monotone voice, raise and lower your pitch while talking
Those should help :)
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Deavas (06/11/2012) [-] amazing. first post from the top that isnt a feel post. and its like what, 6th?
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Deception (06/11/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at The ultimate showdown ** how i lie
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jasonvgrace (06/11/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I'm not gay... ... ...and I'm not even sure if it's biologically possible...but I want his babies
#33
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printerr (06/11/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**printerr rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at So i went out fishing.. **
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themastertroller (06/11/2012) [-] **themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #5793645 at FJ Pony Thread ** ARE YOU A NIGGER FAGGOT?
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kisushima (06/11/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
More deserving of Front Page than about 10 posts of "feels". Yes we get it, you need an excuse to get emotional. But it's not FUNNY.
