How to lie. . Lie to me right now. Okay, I have a spaceship. What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? Okay, I don' t have a spaceship. No! Stand your ground! If
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How to lie

Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay, I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract
them from the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I First got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut
brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical
plant, which contaminated the drinking water.
So over time, she' s turned a sickly, color
and there' s nothing that the vet can do to Fix her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
Is Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion: not even sick, is she?
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#20 - flappypenguin (06/11/2012) [+] (21 replies)
User avatar #156 - lolfire (06/11/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Tips for lying;

Try to maintain eye contact around 2/3rd of the time
If you are going to gesture with your hands while lying, make sure they are always in the "palm up" position
Convince yourself that what you're saying is the truth, it stops minor eye twitches that could give you away
Make sure your feet are pointed towards whoever you are lying to
Keep within the personal zone (2-3 meters of the person)
Do Not reach towards your face with your hand, not even to scratch your nose or fix your hair.
When not maintaining eye contact, keep forming a triangle between the two eyes and the forehead of the person you are lying to
Do not keep a monotone voice, raise and lower your pitch while talking

Those should help :)
#348 - ballzach (06/11/2012) [-]
mfw not a feel post
#37 - tidex (06/11/2012) [-]
#154 - Deception (06/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at The ultimate showdown ** how i lie
User avatar #17 - jasonvgrace (06/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm not gay... ... ...and I'm not even sure if it's biologically possible...but I want his babies
#22 to #17 - fuckyourflamingos (06/11/2012) [-]
The term is harrisexual, as in Neil Patrick Harrisexual
#11 - blazepheonix (06/11/2012) [-]
What you did there ....I see it.
#59 - curvele (06/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
how is the show called?
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#33 - printerr (06/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**printerr rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at So i went out fishing.. **
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#298 - agballer (06/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
First to roll dubs decides my avatar
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User avatar #272 to #270 - yaarun (06/11/2012) [-]
DANDELION, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU???!?!!?
#34 - ekhemm (06/11/2012) [-]
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#176 - themastertroller (06/11/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #5793645 at FJ Pony Thread ** ARE YOU A ****** FAGGOT?
#91 - mrcristal (06/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#327 - jimmyprice ONLINE (06/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this show is LEGEN wait for it DARY
#352 to #327 - ballzach (06/11/2012) [-]
It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY
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