In the Shower. . lime Silent In me shower I Washing Myself Cl winning Imaginary Aguments. fixed Andy
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - oxygenoxygen
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*fixed
#269 to #5 - exiszt
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not funny, why is everybody calling op a fag? they're bringing you funny stuff , **** off !
#271 to #269 - xboxperks
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Extremely.
User avatar #270 to #269 - cuzzer
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you must be new here
#272 to #270 - exiszt
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im from 9gag, much better than funnyjunk
User avatar #275 to #272 - Fabianz
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0/10
#276 to #275 - exiszt
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You're 0/10 ******* pussy
User avatar #278 to #276 - Fabianz
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Better luck next time
#279 to #278 - exiszt
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lol you're funny
User avatar #274 to #272 - cuzzer
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I spy a troll
User avatar #13 - udo
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I don't understand why the green is so small.
#14 to #13 - ganondork
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< OP
#40 to #13 - zeroxphil
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Let's break it down. According to BBC, the average time spent in the shower is about 8 minutes. Given OP's pie chart, I would guess about 7/8 of that time is spent winning imaginary arguments leaving a minute for the other two activities. Given this eighth wedge, about 4/5 of the minute is spent washing while the remaining fifth is spent masturbating. So 60 seconds divided by 5 is approximately 12 seconds. OP's stamina is about 12 seconds. Followup report: The average time it takes to ejaculate varies widely from person to person but the average is considered 10 to 15 minutes according to Men'sHealth's website. To make things simple, we'll assume 12.5 minutes, which is 750 seconds. Given this, it can be concluded that OP finished 62.5 times quicker than the average healthy male. Picture related
User avatar #79 to #40 - legin
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Damn. it takes me about 30 seconds
User avatar #66 to #40 - hwarangyo
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But OP is a female.
#264 to #66 - yumeakumu
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:3
User avatar #68 to #40 - piclemaniscool
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the average must be lowered by all of Africa not showering. In America last I checked it was much closer to 1/2 hour.
#65 to #40 - anon id: af914842
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We must also take into account that it takes significantly longer to masturbate in the shower than to masturbate outside of the shower. I know these things.
#147 - grimmwaters
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I could spend hours in there...   
   
Solving the world's problems..
I could spend hours in there...

Solving the world's problems..
#42 - alphadolan
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#303 to #42 - anon id: 8ec0c26e
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I usually don't masturbate when I'm alone in the washroom
#258 to #42 - retardfridge
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#106 - theninjakai
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Might want to enlarge.
User avatar #108 to #106 - Sorrowscythe
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That's... Pretty accurate, actually..
#111 to #106 - carmineshelmet
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Good job sir your right
Good job sir your right

#144 - Dudewheresmyjew
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I once stood in the shower for a good ten minutes mulling over the religious argument that ensued in my college mythology class one day. I didn't think much of it until I recalled at one point during said argument that I had the perfect opportunity to have my say in the conversation but remained silent due to my introverted personality. It was then, during my bath time pondering, that a perfectly logical and amazing speech flew through my mind. One which would have ended the argument immediately and would have shut one of the ignorant girls in my class up for good. But no, only in a perfect world would I have spoken up.   
   
With that, I had a quick rage induced fap and then proceeded to finish washing myself.
I once stood in the shower for a good ten minutes mulling over the religious argument that ensued in my college mythology class one day. I didn't think much of it until I recalled at one point during said argument that I had the perfect opportunity to have my say in the conversation but remained silent due to my introverted personality. It was then, during my bath time pondering, that a perfectly logical and amazing speech flew through my mind. One which would have ended the argument immediately and would have shut one of the ignorant girls in my class up for good. But no, only in a perfect world would I have spoken up.

With that, I had a quick rage induced fap and then proceeded to finish washing myself.
#165 to #144 - semiseirous
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Introverts unite? No? Sorry.   
   
Gif unrelated. Love me some Deadpool.
Introverts unite? No? Sorry.

Gif unrelated. Love me some Deadpool.
User avatar #153 to #144 - iktpq
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i know that feel. i hate being an introvert
#116 - theawesomeguy
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User avatar #56 - derpyhoovesretard
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I point and pretend water comes out of my finger
#69 to #56 - anon id: 0d1fc7b7
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#93 to #56 - demonthefox
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I do that and pretend im inspector gadget -.-
#232 - anon id: fe3f9916
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What i do
#239 to #232 - afreeti
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so your meatboxing?
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#212 - anon id: 1d56d3e6
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repost.. heres the original
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