In the Shower. . lime Silent In me shower I Washing Myself Cl winning Imaginary Aguments. fixed Andy
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#147 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
I could spend hours in there...   
   
Solving the world's problems..
I could spend hours in there...

Solving the world's problems..
User avatar #13 - udo (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't understand why the green is so small.
#40 to #13 - zeroxphil (06/11/2012) [-]
Let's break it down. According to BBC, the average time spent in the shower is about 8 minutes. Given OP's pie chart, I would guess about 7/8 of that time is spent winning imaginary arguments leaving a minute for the other two activities. Given this eighth wedge, about 4/5 of the minute is spent washing while the remaining fifth is spent masturbating. So 60 seconds divided by 5 is approximately 12 seconds. OP's stamina is about 12 seconds. Followup report: The average time it takes to ejaculate varies widely from person to person but the average is considered 10 to 15 minutes according to Men'sHealth's website. To make things simple, we'll assume 12.5 minutes, which is 750 seconds. Given this, it can be concluded that OP finished 62.5 times quicker than the average healthy male. Picture related
#65 to #40 - John Cena (06/11/2012) [-]
We must also take into account that it takes significantly longer to masturbate in the shower than to masturbate outside of the shower. I know these things.
User avatar #79 to #40 - legin (06/11/2012) [-]
Damn. it takes me about 30 seconds
User avatar #66 to #40 - hwarangyo (06/11/2012) [-]
But OP is a female.
User avatar #68 to #40 - piclemaniscool (06/11/2012) [-]
the average must be lowered by all of Africa not showering. In America last I checked it was much closer to 1/2 hour.
#5 - oxygenoxygen (06/10/2012) [-]
*fixed
#269 to #5 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
not funny, why is everybody calling op a fag? they're bringing you funny stuff , **** off !
#271 to #269 - xboxperks (06/11/2012) [-]
Extremely.
User avatar #270 to #269 - cuzzer (06/11/2012) [-]
you must be new here
#272 to #270 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
im from 9gag, much better than funnyjunk
User avatar #275 to #272 - Fabianz (06/11/2012) [-]
0/10
#276 to #275 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
You're 0/10 ******* pussy
User avatar #278 to #276 - Fabianz (06/11/2012) [-]
Better luck next time
#279 to #278 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
lol you're funny
User avatar #274 to #272 - cuzzer (06/11/2012) [-]
I spy a troll
#232 - John Cena (06/11/2012) [-]
What i do
#239 to #232 - afreeti ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
so your meatboxing?
#144 - Dudewheresmyjew (06/11/2012) [-]
I once stood in the shower for a good ten minutes mulling over the religious argument that ensued in my college mythology class one day. I didn't think much of it until I recalled at one point during said argument that I had the perfect opportunity to have my say in the conversation but remained silent due to my introverted personality. It was then, during my bath time pondering, that a perfectly logical and amazing speech flew through my mind. One which would have ended the argument immediately and would have shut one of the ignorant girls in my class up for good. But no, only in a perfect world would I have spoken up.   
   
With that, I had a quick rage induced fap and then proceeded to finish washing myself.
I once stood in the shower for a good ten minutes mulling over the religious argument that ensued in my college mythology class one day. I didn't think much of it until I recalled at one point during said argument that I had the perfect opportunity to have my say in the conversation but remained silent due to my introverted personality. It was then, during my bath time pondering, that a perfectly logical and amazing speech flew through my mind. One which would have ended the argument immediately and would have shut one of the ignorant girls in my class up for good. But no, only in a perfect world would I have spoken up.

With that, I had a quick rage induced fap and then proceeded to finish washing myself.
#165 to #144 - semiseirous (06/11/2012) [-]
Introverts unite? No? Sorry.   
   
Gif unrelated. Love me some Deadpool.
Introverts unite? No? Sorry.

Gif unrelated. Love me some Deadpool.
User avatar #153 to #144 - iktpq (06/11/2012) [-]
i know that feel. i hate being an introvert
User avatar #56 - derpyhoovesretard (06/11/2012) [-]
I point and pretend water comes out of my finger
#69 to #56 - John Cena (06/11/2012) [-]
#93 to #56 - demonthefox (06/11/2012) [-]
I do that and pretend im inspector gadget -.-
User avatar #146 - ZenMacros (06/11/2012) [-]
I once stood in the shower and listened to nearly the entire Hybrid Theory album in my head.
#185 to #146 - iamrexraptor (06/11/2012) [-]
did the same thing with the Dark Side of the Moon album
#155 - bostongreggissexy (06/11/2012) [-]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell..... I spend a LITTLE more time masturbating than that
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell..... I spend a LITTLE more time masturbating than that
#106 - theninjakai (06/11/2012) [-]
Might want to enlarge.
User avatar #108 to #106 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
That's... Pretty accurate, actually..
#111 to #106 - carmineshelmet (06/11/2012) [-]
Good job sir your right
Good job sir your right

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#16 - Rukioish ONLINE (06/10/2012) [-]
that green bar is awful small.
that green bar is awful small.
User avatar #25 to #16 - saggycamellips (06/10/2012) [-]
What's the origin of that gif.
#30 to #25 - iroyalzz (06/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #16 - thebigcig (06/10/2012) [-]
It's pretty accurate to some people.

hahaha, small dicks
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#319 to #194 - thebigcig (06/11/2012) [-]
Maybe it's the euphoric feeling that someone gets with their duck. I don't know, I don't study that stuff. And I don't really want to.
User avatar #229 to #194 - lasmamoe (06/11/2012) [-]
people with small ducks cum faster.. that's just the way it is.

It's not like the ducks can do anything about it anyway.
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#303 to #42 - John Cena (06/11/2012) [-]
I usually don't masturbate when I'm alone in the washroom
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#83 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (06/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #204 - papernazi (06/11/2012) [-]
you seem like a pretty quick masturbator my friend.
#92 - cycloneclone (06/11/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who finds it impossible to masturbate in the shower? For one you can't bring any electronic to view porn while you are in there. Then its like 400 degrees in the shower stall and then steam/mist coming from the hot water makes it hard to breathe. And then its all wet and hard to get boner and not to mention that you don't want to make too much noise fapping so your roommates know whats doin on. Never mind you guys, showertime is my time for deep thoughts and imagining myself **** a girl in the shower someday.....
#105 to #92 - tagamur (06/11/2012) [-]
dont worry bro. I cant hardly get it up in the shower either
#41 - dragel (06/11/2012) [-]
A quick fix
#43 to #41 - wfastc (06/11/2012) [-]
dude i loved that game
User avatar #46 to #43 - dragel (06/11/2012) [-]
A dee dee doo..dee dooo dee doo...

A BUM BUM DUN BUM BDUMMM.
#220 - flegmatica (06/11/2012) [-]
Everyone has their own pie chart.

User avatar #173 - liftplus (06/11/2012) [-]
replace the pink with more green
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