-At school fare
-Buys a chuppa chup
-Strawberry and cream like a boss
-licking the minty jesus out of that thing
-tongue discovers small hole in the side
-keeps licking to widen hold
-looks in
-lollipop filled with little black spiders eggs
-throws on the ground in shear horror and disgust
-refused another because no proof
*looking back I shoulda threatened to sue for infinite chuppa chups*