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Choose Wisely

The tags are the truth.

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#1 - stlbecker (06/09/2012) [-]
ugh charizard is great because you have unlimited fire and warmth

blastoise is great becuase you can cool down and unlimited drinking water

venasaur is useless once again

the girl is the worst decision because that means pokemon dont exist
#2 - maltezj (06/09/2012) [-]
I choose B for blastoise but B is just 2 D's so i can has 2 lustful girls aswell?
#17 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
D obviously she dies 4 years in........................perfect looks like I would just have to use my hand for a year :P
User avatar #18 to #17 - lilbobalot (06/10/2012) [-]
Hold on a second. Just because she dies, doesn't mean she's gone just yet...
#15 - bebonkers ONLINE (06/10/2012) [-]
Pick Venasaur   
Chop Trees   
Make boat   
???????????   
Home
Pick Venasaur
Chop Trees
Make boat
???????????
Home
#9 - jokerja (06/09/2012) [-]
i got a feel when i read about the 16 year old girl
User avatar #5 - denonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
A, definitely A
User avatar #7 - Bunta (06/09/2012) [-]
Wouldnt Venusaur be the best? let its Vine Whip around you and thus take you to safety assuming the vine whip has a long range.
#8 - lordumpalumpa (06/09/2012) [-]
Definately the girl, to learn survival basics, (and ofc to **** her brains out, come on guys, i know it and you know it that I/you would choose the girl too)
User avatar #6 - tryg (06/09/2012) [-]
Venusaur, because I want to see what the hell is a Razor blade.
#13 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
venasaur , because he can cut trees down with razor leaf for you to leave the island after six years or sooner
User avatar #12 - nabexis (06/10/2012) [-]
I guess Charizard, since it's awesome (even if it can't fly)
User avatar #10 - xfortune (06/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pick Charizard
Use Breath to heat **** and make some sort of paste from ****
Apply to wings, wait to harden
Fly
?????
Profit
User avatar #3 - meanmamajama (06/09/2012) [-]
Golly. Hm I would say the 16 year old girl would be a good choice. Yes she would die after the fourth year but you could possibley gain some knowledge from her basic survival skills. So yeah, sixteen year old girl.
#23 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
D

>get girl pregnant
>girl dies after 4 years
>still have 3 year old child to satisfy needs
#19 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Ok here is a longish explaination of my pokémon.   
I would choose Charizard because   
1. It could cook any food I could find.   
2. keep you warm.   
3. with slash it could cut down trees ect for fires, buildings ect.   
4. you could create a mesh of somekind(with 5 years it's bloody possible) to repair charizards wings and THEN he/she could fly.(it states that the reason charizrad can't fly is due to the clipped wings not that it dosent know how to fly, if it didnt know fly why clip the wings :L.)
Ok here is a longish explaination of my pokémon.
I would choose Charizard because
1. It could cook any food I could find.
2. keep you warm.
3. with slash it could cut down trees ect for fires, buildings ect.
4. you could create a mesh of somekind(with 5 years it's bloody possible) to repair charizards wings and THEN he/she could fly.(it states that the reason charizrad can't fly is due to the clipped wings not that it dosent know how to fly, if it didnt know fly why clip the wings :L.)
User avatar #16 - buttlord (06/10/2012) [-]
blastoise. for clean water
User avatar #22 - wisdombranch (06/10/2012) [-]
Blastoise: gonna need water. And I am fat enough to go without a few meals.

4.75 years: (by this time I will be stronger and slimmer, and most importantly, more photogenic) in trade Blastoise for the chick. Get rescued, get famous. Find what her problem is make sure she doesn't die. Write book, more famous. Rich. Keep chick. Make awesome mansion, best part of mansion: Totally Bitchin' Kitchen.
#14 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Blastoise! Because I'd teach it surfer!
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